"Now we want to celebrate the things we see that define our neighborhood: It's international, diverse, progressive, funky, unique, intellectual, cultural," said Eric T. Goldstein, the district's executive director.
LADY: We at the network want a dog with attitude.
He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard
the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a
dog who gets "biz-ZAY!" Consistently and
thoroughly.
KRUSTY: So he's proactive, huh?
LADY: Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally
outrageous paradigm.
[at the drawing board; Silverman draws a dog]
MYERS: No, no, no! He's supposed to have attitude.
SILVERMAN: Um... wh-what do you mean, exactly?
MYERS: Oh, you know, attitude, attitude! Uh...
sunglasses!
LADY: Could we put him in more of a "hip-hop" context?
KRUSTY: Forget context, he's gotta be a surfer. Give me
a nice shmear of surfer.
LADY: I feel we should Rasta-fy him by 10 percent or so
[adds sunglasses, proactive pose to dog]
[all stare blankly at resulting dog]
MYERS: Hmm... I think he needs a little more attitude.
[blackens in dog's sunglasses]
ALL THREE: Oh, yeah, bingo. Yeah, that's it! There it is,
right there! I love it!
.........
laserbeam�
[aka ray]
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