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Hey, I
was offering to help out for free out of the goodness of my heart unlike a
certain person who was requiring upfront money.
Al,
beware -- you never know who you can trust, especially now that you are rolling
in it. I wouldn't be surprised if Fisher has concocted this good-guy, Mr.
Rogers persona just so he can pull a fast one like he trying to do with
you. Sons of bitches!!
Jonathan A. Cass -----Original Message----- From: Stephen Fisher
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004
4:16 PM To: Jonathan Cass Cc:
[EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: [UC] Read it and weep!
hey, back off cass! i
already offered to help al. go get your own rich guy to bilk...er i mean
help.
Jonathan Cass wrote:
Al:
If you can provide me with information
on your bank account(s) (bank name, branch address and phone
number, account and routing number), I can assist you in having
the funds wired transferred directly into your account(s). Now that
you are on easy-street, you shouldn't have to bother yourself with these
mundane details.
To everyone in the neighborhood who figured I was just some
ne'er-do-well riff-raff member of the "element" (the kind that frequent
local bowling alleys, video arcades, pool halls, and slot parlors), read
this and weep. It just came via email. And I ain't giving none of it to,
well, you know who I ain't giving none of it to.
Does anyone know if the Sultan of Brunei or Michael Dell come to
bring the dough personally, or if they just mail me a money
order? And, if they come, do I have to put clean sheets on the
pull-out?
Al
Krigman (you knew him when)
PS: I would send this to the "announce-only" list but I figure
everyone will want to start making believe they are my friends now
that "four MILLION DOLLARS" is on its way.
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