I just wanted to "weigh in" with my "two cents" and second Elisabeth
Dubin's breathtakingly brilliant idea about a gigantic public/private
bathhouse in Clark Park. At the moment I'm splashing around in
Japanese onsens doing a little research and when I get back I expect
I'll be able to add some truly professional perspectives on what, as
is sadly the case with this tawdry email list, is already turning into
a sordid mudslinging food fight with ad hominen attacks, personal
slander, really boring stories about cats, etc. PEOPLE can't we just
get ALONG? A little bit of civility, PLEASE. Or I may have to cancel
my fucking subscription again.

To begin with, a little personal perspective. The most truly fabulous
public bathhouse I have ever had the privilege to visit was the
Continental Baths on New York City's Upper West Side. I went there not
for the baths, of course, nor the lewd and rampant promiscuity, but to
hear Patti Labelle and the Blue Bells (Sara Dash, Nona Hendrix) in
their prime. A truly romantic and dazzling evening, even though my
programme got a little soggy in all that steam. Not long after this
epochal performance the venue underwent a sea change and turned into a
cheap glitzy outfit known as Plato's Retreat. But the Continental
Baths had a certain je ne sais quoi, a certain quaint and decadent
atmosphere which recalled Venice in the 20s or perhaps the Grand
Seraglio in Constantinople back in the day. To wit, vast bevies of
stunning pear-bottomed ladies clothed only in towels, offering peeled
grapes, hashish, precious wines and other favors to those whom they
fancied.

Now it may seem a bit farfetched to imagine such a splendid
institution taking root in dead old Clark Park. I mean, GET REAL,
Elisabeth Dubin. Can't you just see staid solomonic old Anthony West
forming a Baths Subcommittee to explore the possibilities of, on the
one hand, a fenced in public bath, or, on the other, not a fenced in
public bath. Plus which, what would our puritanical Mayor say, not to
mention the University City Old Ladies Sewing Circle and
Gentrification Committee? Seriously, think what such a place would do
to the REAL ESTATE prices in the neighborhood!

Personally I think a much more sensible, not to mention
environmentally sound, solution is to dig up the underground sewers
and let the Mill Race flow free, as I believe has been mentioned as a
possibility previously on this list. Wash all the dogshit out of the
Bowl, drown all the irksome dog people AND toddlers, thus killing two
contentious birds with one stone. Plus in the winter there would be
skating. Ladies in long Victorian skirts, men in cummerbands and
bandanas.

Ross Bender
http://rosslynnbender.org/nikki.html 
On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 11:43:40 -0500, Daniel Flaumenhaft
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Jan 27, 2005, at 10:44 AM, Dubin, Elisabeth wrote:
> 
> > Let's say I am a person who really believes that there should be a 
> > gigantic public bathhouse in Clark Park for all to use. Don't I have
> > the right to self-select myself to campaign for this?  And if I get a
> > group of like-minded people together to enact change, don't we have
> > the right as a group to work towards out goals?  We aren't elected
> > officials, so we are not obligated to reflect the views of anyone but
> > ourselves.
> 
> Actually, there *was* a movement to get the Rec Department to start
> building public bathhouses in parks.  While Boston, New York,
> Baltimore, and Chicago *did* build indoor bathhouses, Philadelphia was
> too cheap for that and just built swimming pools. There were certainly
> no servants with grapes.
> 
> There were a number of quasi-public baths, including ones built by a
> "Public Baths Association" in Germantown (designed by Cope &
> Stewardson), and near 4th and South (by Furness and Evans). There was
> also the "Western Soup Society Public Baths" at 16th and South. (I
> think the "Western Soup Society" had the name because it started out as
> a soup kitchen, but by that point, it was a settlement house connected
> with the Christian Association at Penn). Chicago had the charmingly
> named Free Bath and Sanitary League.
> 
> See Marilyn Thornton Williams. *Washing The Great Unwashed: PublicBaths
> in Urban America,1840-1920*. Columbus: Ohio State University Press,
> 1991.
> 
> > You would of course have the right and social obligation to form a
> > counter-group, called something like "Neighbors Against Sweaty
> > McBathhouseification" or something.
> 
> No, that's the *private* bathhouse that Penn is evicting the Cinemagic
> to build. They'll have servants with *peeled* grapes. No doubt Ross
> Bender can tell you all about it.
> 
> Daniel
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