Re: [UC] RE: Parking rage [feel the love]

[Craigsolve]

In a message dated 1/30/2005 10:07:53 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: a pabst blue ribbon beer sitting on the hood of my car with a blue bow Keeping in mind this is Sunday, a day for worship, (as previously reaffirmed in one of Bender's posted religious diatribes) am I to assume this is some kind of Touched by an Angel plot line? Had you not been parked in, you would have driven yourself, involving you and/or your mother in a tragic auto accident?   Of course if the offender really gave a shxt, he would have used a red bow and left $50 to cover your taxi costs. Dear Sir,  I was horrified to discover that I had blocked your driveway. I never would have done it intentionally, but I was very drunk when I parked the car. Sounds to me like to an alcohol junky used some endearing patter to scam you out of your quiet enjoyment of your property.   While I appreciate the elegant spatial proportioning of the scene, it seems to me not only were you screwed but you derived some kind of religio-masochistic pleasure from the episode. Maybe its the basis of a visual parable for your next show?   I thought we were people who valued a terrible swift justice. Disorder in the community is prevalent, when its currency is devalued.   Peace unto you and yours.   Craig