Rule #1:  Always report suspicious activity to the police.
Rule #2:  Know your neighbors telephone number.

The man in your backyard wouldn't mind the police asking him any questions if he were there on legitimate business.

Rule #3:  Never leave a cat to do a dog's job.

Eh, better to be paraniod than indifferent, as so many people are in the city. Hope your house is still safe.


Today Kyle Cassidy wrote:

So while we're getting ready to leave for work today, christy says "there's
some guy in our back yard!" I look, and sure enough, there's some guy
tramping around the back of the house. So I run outside and ask "can I help
you?" which sort of half means "can I help you?" because he's wearing a tool
belt and looks like he might be some sort of person from PSE&G doing nice
things like keeping my house from exploding or finding a water main leak and
half means "should I beat you up and sit on you till the cops get here?" --
he told me he was doing electrical work for the woman next door and was
looking for the place the power came into the house. I decided his story was
plausable, but it bothers me that I'm so paranoid.

Ultimately we let Mr. Hugs off of his chain, so if anybody does break in,
there's gonna be bits of burglar smeared all over the walls when we get
home.


-- Thanks,

John Ellingsworth
2005-02-09
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