Re: [UC] wednesday night: abbraccio happy hour meetup

[Craigsolve]

In a message dated 4/12/2005 9:20:22 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: we're going to go steal some trash cans to replace the one's we're missing. Bring your golf club Recently, Bender postulated the participants of the list are either old or act old. Apparently, you are not going to spend your beer money at Home Depot buying new trash cans? Last week, I picked up a decent 50 gallon wheeled can at Kmart marked down from $21.00 to $14.00. Perhaps by breaking one wheel off of it, it will no longer be attractive to thieves. Until such time, it maintains a place of honor in my living room, confounding the dogs.   I remember a time when we beat the hell out of the neighbors' trash cans to see how long it would take the PPD to arrive. Now we know that wont bring them. The scene of that criminality was right across the street from the former home of the College of Physicians. What with UPenn developing $300 K condos and a $1 MM single family, there, I guess the UPPD will have to start responding to such quality of life crimes. There will also be a resultant decrease in the sales of used golf clubs at the Second Mile; bad for the used auto glass business.   Another way to enhance your youthful image may be to engage in anarchy. If you go out drinking the night before trash day, you have a wonderful excuse to crush neighborhood trash cans on the way home. Pete will develop a new bare-assed stick figure logo for the UCD Trashers. Lis can develop designs for permanent curbside trash can corrals, which tastefully reflect the architectural motif of any specific block.   When special K starts complaining about being herded to the beat of a new HD like issue, you can steal the lids from the dumpster at his in excess of four unit buildings. I will put up the money for you to pay one of your neighborly streets people to dump them in Bender's back yard, while he is attending a performance at the Rotunda, with Gina's penguin cat.   You understand, I do not drink much anymore, but you have a good time. Hear?   Ciao,   Craig