Ah man, I was going to go to the play with Kyle and now I've got to split town. I heard that they had a meeting at the Horn and Hardart about this. I knew they had some master plan involving me and some type of silent auction.
I thought I would be sold as a slave to the village elite but this is too much. Thanks for the tip Ross, I'm gettin' my crazy ass outta the district. Once I get passed Rittenhouse Square, I'll be thinking of lonely Cassidy and singing this song. We're just a little bit cleaner and safer; Cleaner and safer, cleaner and safer. We're just a little bit cleaner and safer, Down home in that district way. ----- Original Message ----- From: Ross Bender To: Kyle Cassidy Cc: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2007 11:49 AM Subject: Re: [UC] High Society celebration nears Dude! I'm torn between two events. On the one hand I'd really like to see the Green Bird at Curio Theater. But on the other hand, I hear FOCP is going to have a silent auction of somebody's asshole. Although the bids are likely to start at $100,000 which is kind of out of my range, it sounds like a lot of fun and could lead to a lot of community improvement. What should I do?? On 5/9/07, Kyle Cassidy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Forget those government sponsored white-tie dinners in the bowl, you're too likely to get bitten by an off-leash dog or get your size 12 Bruno Mags stuck in a puddle for my tastes. Come see the Green Bird at Curio with me dude. Show starts at 8:00. It's where all the trustafarians, whores and drug dealers will be. You can really stump the actors by shouting out "astroturfing!" when they ask for a word from the peanut gallery. Curio Theater at Calvary Center for Culture and Community 48th and Baltimore 8:00 Tickets $10-$20 (eat that FOCP!) Kc ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>. -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.467 / Virus Database: 269.6.6/794 - Release Date: 5/8/2007 2:23 PM
