OK guys, I'm not interested in checking your DNA or eyelids, and knowing we have given Ross literary license in the past, but yes, I must say, the least you can do is put your racial slurs in quotation marks to suggest you realize they are indeed racial slurs.? Or perhaps not, as? I'm not sure what putting China in quotes is meant to suggest.?
Thanks. -----Original Message----- From: Ross Bender <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Mike V. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [email protected] Sent: Sat, 26 May 2007 3:40 pm Subject: Re: [UC] THE GREEN BIRD on ABC News On 5/26/07, Mike V. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Well, while the Japanese were officially classified as an Aryan race by the Nazi race commission, I regret to report that it's the blood of Chinamen, not Mongols or the Nipponese, that runs through my veins.? The name is just one of those wacky accidents of history. Is that true about the Nipponese and the Nazi race commission? Hadn't heard about that one -- I'm curious how they justified it -- quite a stretch IMHO. Anyhow, I regret to inform you that what you suspect to be "Chinamen's" blood might very well be Mongol or Nipponese. Have you had yer DNA checked recently? Aside from the fact that Kublai Khan ruled "China" for many years, with God only knows how many lovelies in his harem from all over the world, more recently there is the sad fact that the Nips not only raped Nanking but kept hordes and bevies of Chinese and Korean gals as "comfort women" for the troops. Actually, the Mongols raped and pillaged far and wide and all the way up to the gates of Vienna, so even ve gut Chermans have likely got a kinky genetic strand in our blut. Jawohl! But speaking of last night's performance, who do YOU think did the best "job"?? -----Original Message----- From: Ross Bender [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, May 26, 2007 3:05 PM To: Mike V.; [EMAIL PROTECTED] Cc: [email protected] Subject: Re: [UC] Tom Fenton on ABC News No, having met you for the first time last night I would have classified you as Mongoloid rather than Caucasian. Touch of the old Genghis Khan DNA there? But perhaps you were adopted by Nazis? I mean, "Van Helder" is a moniker that hints at sound Germanic stock, rather than a hint of the old Mongolian eyefold. Which reminds me of a particularly putrid song at THE GREEN BIRD last night, one about sucking on the Princess's eyelids. I had to go outside and throw up after that one. And revive myself with an ampule. And she's got such loverly eyelids, too -- shame to sully them. On 5/26/07, Mike V. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: That's just as well.? I'm hardly the Aryan ideal, am I? ? - Mike V. -----Original Message----- From: Ross Bender [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Saturday, May 26, 2007 2:55 PM To: Mike V. Cc: SKnight; [email protected] Subject: Re: [UC] Tom Fenton on ABC News On 5/26/07, Mike V. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: Wait, someone called me a fascist? Actually they called you a Nazi, but Jeff had to yank the message due to its violation of Godwin's Law. From: SKnight [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 9:21 PM To: Mike V.; [email protected] Subject: Re: [UC] Tom Fenton on ABC News For the person who thinks that Mike V is a fascist, this is the humor I was referring to.??He may be a fascist in your eyes, but in mine he is witty. sk ----- Original Message ----- From: Mike V. To: [email protected] Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:35 AM Subject: RE: [UC] Tom Fenton on ABC News Apparently when "Honest" Al Krigman asks "How are you doing?", he expects a full report on your health, how much you're paying your doctor, a listing of potential risk factors and a stool sample. - Mike V. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Kyle Cassidy Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2007 11:23 AM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [email protected] Subject: RE: [UC] Tom Fenton on ABC News so what's dishonest about issuing a statement to the media saying "we're conducting an investigation"? -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] on behalf of [EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thu 5/24/2007 11:19 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [UC] Tom Fenton on ABC News In a message dated 5/24/2007 11:07:36 AM Eastern Daylight Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes: ????????So what would Laserbeam PR do if you'd been hired by UCD to deal with this? I can't speak for laserbeam PR. But LOG (Left of Grozny) PR would have tried honesty and candor. Always at your service & ready for a dialog, Al Krigman -- 36-year local resident, housing provider, curmudgeon, and all-around crank, ________________________________ See what's free at AOL.com <http://www.aol.com?ncid=AOLAOF00020000000503> . ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>. -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org -- Ross Bender http://rossbender.org ________________________________________________________________________ AOL now offers free email to everyone. Find out more about what's free from AOL at AOL.com.
