Turner,Kathleen wrote:

Brian, just out of curiousity, can you give us a rough count of the membership of FOCP? I'm wondering just how many of us are out there embarrassing the people of this community.


Why certainly, Kathleen.

The Friends of Clark Park includes nearly _three hundred and fifty_ members. And very single one of them works hard at embarassing the community. Whether it's planting trees, supervising youth soccer, raising funds for park projects, soliciting public opinion and public feedback for the Park A reconstruction, or just picking up trash, the Friends of Clark Park have worked long and hard to make our community look inept, stupid and ridiculous, what with our strutting about and looking pompous while we do all these things.

And the future looks bright for the Friends, what with the terrific opportunities for embarassing the community. The new basketball court coming by this fall should make us look _especially_ ridiculous. Events such as Shakespeare in the Park also enable us to make our neighbors look like comical fools.

Yes, there's a grand future of embarassment ahead for the Friends of Clark Park.If anyone out there would like to help us embarass the community, meet up with our table at the Farmers' Markets every Saturday.


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