Damn it. By definition, I am much more important than well over 80% of district scum; I am a district homeowner.
Where the hell is my expensive upscale glossy colored copy of The Quest? It is my understanding that renters have been carried copies of this important publication by the US mail. I got nothing! I don't know the spin about the new urinals on the Baltimore Ave corridor. I can't break my routine and get funked up with the gang. I don't even know how much the peasants paid for reseeding the bowl! >From my limited misinformation, I did think it was hilarious that the FOCP >leaders thought the suburban audience for which the orchestra was designed and >exclusively marketed was going to sit their fat booties on that grass. If West >Philly had received any marketing at all, ghetto gangs might have sat directly >on the grass. Of course, the community didn't want those animals at the >marketing party so the reseeding became an upscale joke. This childlike usability that FOCP reseeders demonstrated is why we need pawns like civic associations here in the district! I'd like to read this news in a publication I can trust, please. Look, we district whackos can't depend solely on the Public Record, Melani and Father Tony for all of our misinformation and propaganda entertainment needs. I want my Quest now! Lewis can hand deliver it or I'll look for the US mail special delivery service. A very angry upscale consumer
