"Much more of this junk and I'm gonna turn into Glenn Moyer, only a violent
edition, and it won't be purty."
I, the Prince of ghetto darkness, welcome brother Bender into the order of evil
criminals. For a time, some of us evil doers believed brother Bender had
turned into Father Tony and had cloistered himself beneath John Fry park to
pray for the souls of overpaid lying Penn employees.
Others had believed brother Bender had turned into a Melani and was doing the
funky vibe with the cats at the creepy upscale horror chambers of the Horn and
Hardart. Fortunately, brother Bender has returned to ghetto darkness, and is
ready to take the unholy everlasting oath to destroy district property values
and terrorize all good families of the district. This unholy renter has
eagerly started his mission of destruction by "watering" the flowers in the
upscale urinals of Baltimore Ave.
Now, as we wait for the everlasting day of torment, when the angels of UCD are
forever vanquished, and we can fling the whores, gangs, and hellhounds of Clark
Park directly to the lake of fire:
Let us pray:
Evil is great
Evil is good
Let us thank evil
For Brother Bender
Amenno
----- Original Message -----
From: Ross Bender
To: Kyle Cassidy
Cc: John Ellingsworth ; Univcity
Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:27 PM
Subject: Re: [UC] Break My Routine and Smack Me Upside the Head
Layout is pretty swank all right, but the production values, if that's the
phrase I want, are quite uneven. The portrait of Our Leader on p 2 looks
swanky, as if Kyle Cassidy himself might have shot it, but the head shots of
the "Employees of the Month" on p. 7 are truly disgraceful -- if I were one of
these lackeys I might be inspired to burn down the massa house, simply on the
basis of how I was portrayed publicly.
But the photo of the atrocious "brand new planters" comes through loud and
clear. BTW who ordered those montrosities? They look like the scat of the
800-pound gorilla, up and down the avenue. Presumably the logic is like that of
the US bases in Iraq -- if we put em on the ground, it will be very hard for
the natives to get rid of them. Not only are they extremely ugly and already
becoming garbage magnets, but as others on this list have observed they are
very high maintenance -- which presumably is the point.
I don't know if I should be grateful that I am now receiving my very own copy
of theQuest in the US mail -- does that make me one of the anointed? -- but as
I mentioned before, I didn't even subscribe. I didn't ask for the planters
either. Or any of the rest of this yuppie swill.
Much more of this junk and I'm gonna turn into Glenn Moyer, only a violent
edition, and it won't be purty. My only consolation is that the real estate
boom is rapidly going bust, and hopefully the resulting dive in inflated house
prices is going to bring the neighbors to their senses and get em moving on out
to Narberth, like in the good old days.
On 7/25/07, Kyle Cassidy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
The newsletter won a graphic design award from Inhouse too I read a
couple weeks ago. The layout is pretty swank. I hope they did my
beer-swilling photo justice.
--
Ross Bender
http://rossbender.org
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