New invasion of privacy is keeping score, officially _http://content.hamptonroads.com/story.cfm?story=129317&ran=164855_ (http://content.hamptonroads.com/story.cfm?story=129317&ran=164855) While that insightful community critic Frankus -sleek, edgy, infinitely flexible, may have shocked the Hood with his cruisinforsex.com e-commerce development project, it may be time for our forward looking UCD social scientists to discipline the local Breeder population, since as recently as today, our leading leftist attorney Shark Uyehara laments he never runs out of poor clients during Republican administrations. And, a new slogan for the UCD could be We Only Want Neighbors Who Are Wanted. Perhaps soothing Benseraglio2's constant complaints about the latest edgy ugly UCD logo will be a more scientific explanation, "those cup-like thingies" are actually zygotes bathed in water and mud from the Left Bank of the Schuylkill River precisely from under the footings of the pedestrian bridge Jannie Blackwell is building as a peace offering to President Guttman. It is rumored they will appear together to announce, no local Halloween Homicide Bombers were used in blasting the foundation of the Penn Postal Lands' side of the bridge. Clearly it is time we sophisticated commerce and science driven UPennsylvanians stop letting those bupkis agrarian Virginians from writing and leading our American Revolution. Wendell Lewis has every right to expect we exercise fun in the Hood, responsibly. Ciao, Craig New invasion of privacy is keeping score, officially
The Virginian-Pilot © July 29, 2007 Last updated: 6:41 PM A CIGARETTE IS OUT, because it'll kill you. A piece of pizza is just wrong. Let's not even talk about chocolate on the sheets. If Richmond has its druthers, amorous acts in the commonwealth will instead be followed by filling out a form. Especially if you're a man, and especially if you're single. No word if it requires a No. 2 pencil. The completed form ensures a man's inclusion in the Putative Father Registry - has there ever been a sexier name for a bureaucratic initiative? - where a man needs to be logged if he wants to protect his rights to a child born of the union he just finished. Think we're kidding? "If you have sex, you should register," Pam Cooper, acting adoption program manager for the Virginia Department of Social Services, told the Daily Press of Newport News without a detectable hint of irony, sarcasm or understanding of human needs and desires. The registry is the result of a law that went into effect July 1, and was approved by almost every lawmaker in Richmond, who apparently have curious sexual habits that none of us should be forced to know anything about. If a man fills out a form, it doesn't prove he's the daddy. It's simply a first step toward asserting he has some rights nine months later. Dozens of states have these registries, the newspaper reported. Guess who likes them? Lawyers. Guess who doesn't? Everyone else. Also, people who have lives and sex. "It's a controversial thing, to be sure," Adam Pertman, executive director of the Evan B. Donaldson Adoption Institute in Massachusetts, told the Daily Press, in one of history's grand sexual understatements. "In an ideal world, it's a good thing because you want people to be responsible. In the real world it's tricky at best. You expect people to register every time they have sex, and that's a stretch." It's almost, in fact, enough to take all the fun out of it. © 2007 HamptonRoads.com/PilotOnline.com ************************************** Get a sneak peek of the all-new AOL at http://discover.aol.com/memed/aolcom30tour
