Professor of Urban Design and City Planning Michael > Larice said branding University City and Penn's campus > using signs works to both mark territorial boundaries and > influence people's perception of the area. >
Your majesty, Dear glorious defender of the newly-painted Empire of Penn, Ceasar Amy, I humbly offer my land, liberty, and wretched soul to your greatness and to the service of the glorious newly- painted, Empire of Penn. My life, limb, and honor stand ready for your brand as I pledge to obey, without evil thought, the noble vision of the glorious trustees of plutocracy. First impressions are everything as any upscale corporate liar knows and so you know me as a worthless, wretched, vermin spawned from the hellish filth my betters call West Philadelphia. Like a sword bearing goddess, you came to my wretched village, you saw the whores, and you ruthlessly and gloriously conquered. And with all my wretchedness; I am your worthless property. If in defense of the newly painted castle walls, against those barbaric satanic legions of Philadelphia, my miserable life is summoned to the fires of the cleaner safer underworld; please hear my one unworthy request. When you destroy my hellhound companion, Sam, currently existing in life inside your magnificent territorial boundaries; I miserably request that you show mercy. I beg on my belly that you don't throw him for a feast to the mean, fearful and angry consumers at the censored Penn plutocracy list, Sweet Barfing Cheese. Feed instead to your upscale UC lords, these West Philadelfiends, these terrorists. While the upscale bellies of UC lords can never be filled, please spare my companion hellhound from their funky torments. Awaiting your magnificent newly painted command. Your wretched and humble property, A voiceless and invisible West Philadelphian
