RE: Offer to switch support for 11 story project Z Dear magnificent development team,
I am prepared to sell out my community and throw my support behind the 11-story project Z. Now with all due respect, you must all understand that I am not a cheap hypocrite like the ones selling out the community for fool's gold and a cup a' Joe. In addition to a little something for me and Sam and negotiating permanent refugee status in a democratic country; you must also deliver 10 goats, 20 laying hens, 10 bags of brown rice, and 10 cases of dog treats. Then, you may do what you want to those district suckers. (No cheap dog treats will be accepted) Please eat your computer within 10 seconds before a pest from that nosy uncensored list intercepts this top secret communication. Your most upscale hypocrite, G-man
