Executive Director of Public Affairs, Tony Serrentino is quoted in the UC Review:
"First and foremost, our goal at 40th and Pine was to > preserve the wonderful mansion and restore pride in the > community..." Dear Penn partners, We, the whores, gangs, and addicts of the University City district; wish to thank the University of Pennsylvania Real Estate Colonization Division for your magnificence and benevolence. Without pride, we always thought that we had a community of people living on your lands. We were far too stupid to understand your secret wonderful vision to improve your ghetto. Thank you for using glorious deception to screw us criminals infesting your land.. Thank you for the new boutique hotel to tower above us voiceless wretches. After passing Little Mantua in armored humvees, your guests will certainly enjoy spitting down upon us from the pool deck. Imagine, we criminals always welcomed guests and tourists whom liked us. But it is much much better to bring in our superiors to look down upon us in armored luxury. This mighty hotel is the towering symbol that your little ghetto has been transformed, through your kindness, into the greatest upscale whorehouse of your magnificent domain! You must never again allow sub-human little pests, without pride, to object to the divine rebirth of your ghetto. Charge ahead with your charitable historic districts, BIDS, censored lists, L. and I. friends, and trash ticket pads! That's what wonderful partners do! What is more important to upscale consumers; communities of little citizens or funky left of center whorehouses? Thank you partner, thank you! Your most devoted slave, President of the stupid whores
