Executive Director of Public Affairs, Tony Serrentino is quoted in the UC 
Review:

 "First and foremost, our goal at 40th and Pine was to
> preserve the wonderful mansion and restore pride in the
> community..." 

Dear Penn partners,
We, the whores, gangs, and addicts of the University City district; wish to 
thank the University of Pennsylvania Real Estate Colonization Division for your 
magnificence and benevolence. Without pride, we always thought that we had a 
community of people living on your lands. We were far too stupid to understand 
your secret wonderful vision to improve your ghetto.  Thank you for using 
glorious deception to screw us criminals infesting your land..

Thank you for the new boutique hotel to tower above us voiceless wretches. 
After passing Little Mantua in armored humvees, your guests will certainly 
enjoy spitting down upon us from the pool deck. Imagine, we criminals always 
welcomed guests and tourists whom liked us. But it is much much better to bring 
in our superiors to look down upon us in armored luxury. 

This mighty hotel is the towering symbol that your little ghetto has been 
transformed, through your kindness, into the greatest upscale whorehouse of 
your magnificent domain! 

You must never again allow sub-human little pests, without pride, to object to 
the divine rebirth of your ghetto. Charge ahead with your charitable historic 
districts, BIDS, censored lists, L. and I. friends, and trash ticket pads!  
That's what wonderful partners do!

What is more important to upscale consumers; communities of little citizens or 
funky left of center whorehouses? Thank you partner, thank you!

Your most devoted slave,

President of the stupid whores 


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