When I was mayor, much more ethics than today I never needed U Penn’s help in anyway But now the people know, I’m a puppet on a string Now I find I’ve changed my lie and called on master Penn
Help me if you can, great master Pennnnnn And I do appreciate Praxis coming innnn Help me get the truth in the rubbish binnnn Won’t you please, please help me? And now our lies have changed in oh so many ways Our leader Paulson seems to vanish in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know I need my master like I’ve never done before Help me if you can, I’m runnin’ fast... And I think the people got hold of my ass... Help me pass my lies in the Praxis class... Won’t you please, please help me When I was mayor, much more ethics than today I never needed U Penn’s help in anyway But now the people know, I’m a puppet on a string Now I find I’ve changed my lie and called on master Penn Help me if you can, I’m runnin’ fast... And I think the people got hold of my ass... Help me pass my lies in the Praxis class... Won’t you please, please help me Help me, help me, oooooaah Performed by the nutty nutter string band on Broad St. at historic Tamany Hall ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
