Some district elders and I recently put our heads together to come up with some new marketing visions to promote new businesses in the district. We want all business campaigns to be successes like the Sugar Hill Bakery campaign. I am so excited, I can't keep the secret any longer!
One of the unanimous visions of the community was to combine new business promotion with the annual Party for the park. Consequently, the community decided the name for the next annual party for the park: "Party for the Park, Buzzin on Baltimore." That day, special 10 feet long smoking accessories will be unveiled and sold to honor the new upscale hotel for upscale heads. Printed down the tube it will read, "The Fiends of Corporate Park, FOCP, Tokes Local." Luckily, here in the district we have marketing experts doing our thinkin for us. We've come a long way from a few pipes and papers at the Worst House! Another popular vision at our open public forum was to sell roach clips made from fool's gold and shaped like our favorite community leaders. So the community decided to rename the next May Fair, The Spruce Hill Mary Jane Fair, to promote these once in a lifetime opportunities to grab these rare collector's items. To support local business, Tony has volunteered to sell these specially anointed roach clips; these symbols of our love for our leaders, while dressed like a Hooter's girl and crowned May Queen. (That was my marketing idea. He'd be like the guest waffler at Abbraccio.) Brian has volunteered to film these historic community promotions. Craig will put together a photo album. And district experts are working hard to get billions in government grants to send these historic records to the far reaches of the galaxy! AIG will insure the mission. Long after our civilization turns to dust, civilizations across the universe will remember the historic district marketing visions of our beloved district experts! To the smokin marketing visions in the village, A village elder ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
