I missed the ceremony for the upscale lights and flags on our yellow brick corridor, Baltimore Ave. I'm sure it was glorious when anointed community leaders of the district cried out, "the rich ones are coming, the rich ones are coming. "
As I gazed upon the inspiring flags, a streak of district patriotism hit me like bird shit on the top of my head. A vision of Machiavelli came to me from a flaming privy pit, and I penned this holy pledge: I pledge allegiance, to the flag; Of the University City District; And to the anointed, over whom it rules, One, upscale village, in the slime, Very divisible, With contempt, and trash tickets for all. Written by a district patriot ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
