Dear community,
The excellent FOCP has a new, highly sophisticated, survey instrument designed to discover the good wishes of good neighbors. Which bad groups should the FOCP policy comandantes kick out of Clark Park and send to Malcolm X park this year? The enquiring minds of FOCP leaders want to know! The principal investigator and lead author of the survey instrument is none other than that illustrious, larger than life, permanent board member, and chief committee bloviater, Tony W. Bigwind! He and his assistant, Frank Privatizeparks, uncloaked the expertly administered scientific research formality last week, before an assembled crowd of bad people. Why waste time with valid research when FOCP already knows the best of all possible truths? Let’s not be silly and waste the time of good volunteers! If only Fox news had researchers like T.W. Bigwind and Privatizeparks, we’d have a Rush/Beck administration in the White house now! Thumbing their protuberances at the freedom of assembly doctrines established over the past two centuries, what does FOCP care if city tax payers defend against a first amendment lawsuit? These FOCP researchers want the good truth, and as far as they’re concerned, the loony leftists can shove their precious first amendment up their a…(censored for civility)! [But please, only shove the constitution after obtaining the proper permits from the department of recreation.] At the assembly of bad people, Tony W. Bigwind was magnificent as he explained the erudition, statistical absolutisms, and socio-economic ego stratification parameters of the research to the bewildered audience. Not a single soul understood the brilliant brilliance from Bigwind except Bigwind himself! It seems that only good people, trained by experts of the American Association of the Scientifically Anointed, can administer the excellent survey to prevent unanticipated contamination of the research proof. All of you little folks will certainly understand; the overwhelming research evidence will soon prove that good FOCP comandantes have no rules above them. Rules are for those the comandantes don’t like, and as everyone knows, excellent FOCP surveys simply prove that this is absolutely positively fact! Tony W. Bigwind and Frank Privatizeparks want good facts! Nothing but the good truth and the good facts! FOCP surveys rule! Glenn PS: Sincerely, the use of permits in the city of Philadelphia needs to be clarified and challenged in court. In the United States of America, use permits are intended as a system for reserving public space for a special purpose. It is not considered by the US Supreme court, over the centuries, to be a tool for a powerful UCD backed, ruthless association, to discriminate against others, so that they have monopoly use over public parks! Rules and permit restrictions in the civilized world, beyond Clark Park, are for everyone or no one! We need to consider how FOCP leaders attempt to monopolize and dictate the use of Clark Park, instead of giving them more money and power as they always demand! ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
