In a message dated 7/10/2010 20:06:47 Eastern Daylight Time,  
[email protected] writes:

Thanks  for the heads up- I don't know what is wrong.   <snip>
Glenn, like a stopped clock, occasionally you are right and most of  the 
time you are wrong, but as a wall decoration I guess you are okay.
 
Shot In The Head

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of a world famous university town, was  
visiting her in-laws and
while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up  some groceries.  Later,
her husband noticed her sitting in her car in  the driveway with the windows
rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both  hands behind the back of her
head.  He became concerned and walked over  to the car.  He noticed that
Linda's eyes were now open and she looked  very strange.  He asked her if 
she
was okay, and Linda replied that she  had been shot in the back of the head
and had been holding her brains in for  over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car  because the doors
were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her  head.  When they
finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of  bread dough on the back
of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had  exploded from the heat,
making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and  the wad of dough hit
her in the back of her head.  When she reached back  to find out what it 
was,
she felt the dough and thought it was her  brains.  She initially passed 
out,
but quickly recovered.

Linda  is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could  be
irrelevant.

Craig  says:  "A well armed non-felon community will lead to a quiet civil  
society.  More guns less crime."

Most of the developed countries  in the world have less crime and a much 
lower rate of caging  <snip>. 

It seems like something such as literacy levels  <snip>. You aren't joking, 
are you?

<snip>  I'm going  to be using my Saturday night to pray for a great 
awakening!
I'm afraid it wont help world society; maybe there is redemption in another 
 time and place.
 
Ciao,
 
Craig

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