Reforming the Desert
Setting:Two officials from the two glorious freedom and democracy
parties educate a lowly citizen about reforming the desert.
Citizen:"Great and illustrious leaders of cleaner and safer, freedom and
democracy; I can't walk across the desert with an empty canteen.I need
water to cross the desert."
Leader of the fat elephant party:"You uncivil lazy swine!Of course, you
can walk across the desert without water.You simply need to tighten your
belt and take a charter jet to the luxury airport.Give me that damn
canteen."
Leader of the jackass party:My fellow American, please try harder to
solve our problems together with that bipartisan positive thinking.What
we need is courageous brands and new hope.Our green technology will make
the vast desert seem like a virtual paradise.So you f'cking retards need
to be civil and bipartisan while you keep your terrorist whining to
yourself.Give me that canteen, little man, and start walking for hope
and change.
Citizen:"Hmm.Let me turn on the TV and see which leader I should vote
for if I survive to 2012."
Then, the bewildered citizen, with no canteen, walks slowly into the
desert toward the setting sun.
