Re: [UC] Clark - as in Clark Park

[Glenn moyer]

That’s correct Rick. And  I’m taking bets on the new corporate name for park B!  With the recent 100 million taxpayer dollars to Lockeed Martin, the odds are currently, 2-1 against Raytheon Park.  I heard Tony and Judas already have the new sign for Predator Drone Playground.

 

In a beautiful secret surprise, the taxpayers are providing a large grant to make sliding boards that look like killer drones.  The good children will be encouraged to pretend they’re nukular missles sliding down on the heads of whistle blowers, journalists, and public school teachers.

 

That hot corporate band, Satan and the Fiends, will be performing my new song at the grand unveiling of the cleaner safer park!  Here are the lyrics:

 

(Chorus)

We are the Good consumers

We’ll shoot you where you stand

We are the Good consumers

We’ll gladly steal your land

 

And then they saw the public schools

Their swords they held so high

There’s no one there ‘cept empires tools

Those throw aways; they must die

 

We are the Good consumers

We’ll shoot you where you stand

We are the Good consumers

We’ll gladly steal your land

 

And then they saw the holy park

They’d make it safe and clean

Their little king would loudly bark

That gang, it sure was mean

 

We are the Good consumers

We’ll shoot you where you stand

We are the Good consumers

We’ll gladly steal your land

 

Regressive taxes, they love them too

And upscale shoppinz sweet

The little monsters can turn to goo

They’ll be trampled by upscale feet

 

We are the Good consumers

We’ll shoot you where you stand

We are the Good consumers

We’ll gladly steal your land

 

The welfare queens and union thugs

Demanding some food and air

To shove inside their downscale mugs

Like we really, totally, care

 

We are the Good consumers

We’ll shoot you where you stand

We are the Good consumers

We’ll gladly steal your land

 

Then they went and burned the Orb

‘Cause they wanted a little toast

Thinking that greed always absorbs

These upscale pigs did roast

 

We are the Good consumers

We’ll shoot you where you stand

We are the Good consumers

We’ll gladly steal your land

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Richard Conrad
Sent: Mar 31, 2013 10:29 PM
To: univcity@list.purple.com
Subject: [UC] Clark - as in Clark Park

Interesting little article about Clarence Howard Clark Sr. an active Unitarian, 14th president of the Pennsylvania Horticultural Society, and a member of the Genealogical Society of Pennsylvania. He donated several acres of land that became West Philadelphia's Clark Park, and land for the Walnut Street West branch of the Philadelphia Free Library:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarence_Howard_Clark,_Sr.

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