I was on my way to center city to get my ass branded. "In Wall Street We Trust" was half price for the first thousand shoppers. I realized that it was time to grow up, and get my virgin ass properly branded.
As I was nearing 21st and Chestnut, out of the shadows, popped the lovely salesgirl from the special services district. With a smile and a wink, she handed me my free shopping bag for black Friday. I was so very happy! Within the first few minutes, it was like the most far out acid trip. I was putting products in my free shopping bag faster than the speed of the universe. It was like hyper-heaven! An old lady, probably on food stamps, got in my way. I whacked her up-side the head, and kept on shopping! Then this little kid got in my way. She said, “I’m hungry kind sir.” Well, she felt the full weight of my product filled free shopping bag too! I don’t know if you shoppers got your free shopping bag today? But let me tell you, heaven itself is receiving your very own free shopping bag. It will make you so very, very, happy! ---- You are receiving this because you are subscribed to the list named "UnivCity." To unsubscribe or for archive information, see <http://www.purple.com/list.html>.
