[Urang Sunda] Fwd: FW: humor teungteungingan

[Emod Morales]

Kuring kenging imel iue ti Dunungan kuring. Sigana mah ieu buatan urang Babakan Kusnet, utamina Mang Jamal. Kacarioskeun Mang Jamal lungsur tina angkot di Rajamantri, leres kitu..?---------- Forwarded message ----------
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From: Wachid Surihadi [mailto:
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 Monday, July 10, 2006 1:16 PMTo: Rety Mariska Sulianti; Rosana Mursito; Koni Somantri; Hikmat Ramdani; Sutrisno Kasah; Ritha Nainggolan; Ahmad Hadiat; Ahmad Toha; Karjiyo Andriyanto
Subject: humor teungteungingan
 

 

Pararunten,

Semoga ada gunanya.

eom/ws

 

Angkot Abdi Kenging iyeu carita ti Rerencangan, pangintun ti rerencangannanarerencangan.  Mangga wae raosan:
 Teu di Bandung teu di Tasik, teu di Garut boa ketang di Batam mahbeda.... eta kalakuan kenek angkot dimana wae lamun jojorowokannawarkeun jurusan angkotna atawa nanyakeun nu erek turun atawa eureunka panumpang sakapeungmah matak piambeukeun, pikabingungeun anu kakara
tapi lamun geus apal mah sok hayang seuri, geura reungeukeun :di Bandung :  "Gede..... Panjang......Gede.....Panjang......!!"kade...lain keur promosi obat taeun nu ayeuna keur meuweuh atawapromosi sabangsa ma erot, tapi nawarkeun rute angkot jurusan Gedebage
Leuwi panjang....!"Aceh......Merdeka......Aceh.......Merdeka......!!" jojorowokansataker kebek najan hareupeun tangtara atawa pulisi oge moal nepi kadi tewek da di Bandung mah geus arapaleun lamun  kenek eta nawarkeun
angkot jurusan Cicaheum Kebon kalapa ngan rutena ngaliwatan jalanmerdeka jeung jalan aceh"Binatang.....ada turun.....? ibu......bapa.....binatang......!" tongwaka ambek disebut kitu teh, si kenek nanyakeun bisi aya nu turun di
kebon binatang di jalan taman sari anu kaliwatan ku angkotEta di Tasik mah kieu jorowok na teh "sila.......sila.....hijideui...!!" lamun seug ninggang ka jalma nu anyar ulin ka Tasik mahbakal ho'okeun ngadeng jorowok kenek anu ngagantung na lawang panto,
rek teu kitu kumaha atuh....sakitu katingali metetna bet anu dijerooge diaradu tu'ur ari jojorowokan sila......sila...hiji deui.......?padahal manehna teh nawarkeun jurusan ka pancasilaAri di Garut mah karunya ka anu ngarana DANA, kade nya bisi aya baraya
anu ngarana dana tong waka ambek jeung kasigeung lamun ngadengejorowok kenek angkot "DANA EGANG....DANA  EGANG.........." eta tehlain moyokan dana pedah leumpangna egang tapi  nawarkeun angkotjurusan Sukadana-Sukaregang
Naek angkot di  Bandung  deui: Jorowok kenekngajorowok.....Supratman... jrut turun panumpang lalaki tengah tuwuh..Jorowok deui....Raja mantri....jrut Mang Jamal turun...Rengganis.....jrut Neng Nia turun Teuku Umar....jrut deui lalaki
turun...  Na ari celengkeung teh....urang batak ngajorowok... "akuRajagukguk tak dipanggil-panggil jadi bila awak turun bah! "Basa InggrisBu Lia teh guru basa Inggris anu katelah the killer ceuk barudak mah.
Barudak awewe mah biasana balageur, beda jeung barudak lalaki nuborokokok. Unggal bade rengse palajaran, anjeuna sok ngetest muridmuridna.Poe kahiji:  Ayeuna ibu rek ngetest maraneh ihwal irregular verb, anu
bisa ngajawab bener, meunang balik ti heula ! ", saur ibu guru Lia."Anu teu bisa, nangtung di hareup nepi ka ibu kaluar ti kantor ! ", siibu teh ngancem."Fitha, sok sebutkeun contohna irregular verb !", ibu guru Lia naros.
"Bring - brought - brought, hartosna nyandak"  "Alus....Cikan Yogi ! Tong heureuy bae !", si Yogi katelah tukang heureuy."Dag - dig - dug, hartosna abdi teu acan ngadamel PR".  "Nangtung
dihareup !Dadan !  "Brang - breng - brong, hartosna emak ngambek di dapur alatanteu gaduh beas"  "Nangtung dihareup!Dikdik !  "Begang - begeng - begung, hartosna siga awak Datuk
Maringgih " "Nangtung dihareup!Yusuf !  "Dar - der - dor, hartosna perang di Irak jeung Palestina"."Nangtung dihareup!Mahmud ! "Pak - pik - pek, hartosna abdi beberes di bumi ". "Bohong
maneh mah tara beberes .Nangtung dihareup!Endang ! "Blag - blig - blug, hartosna si Atun diajar leumpang "."Nangtung dihareup!Nandang ! "Brak - brik - brek, hartosna awut-awutan. "Nangtung dihareup!
Naddy!  "Plak - plek - plok, hartosna bararahe". "Masingna ase reheatuh! Nangtung dihareup!Epul !  "Cas - cis - cus , hartosna nyarioskeun batur ". "Nangtungdihareup! Kabeh baralegug!
Doddy ! " > Si Doddy teh budak nu geumpeuran, titatadi geus ngahodhodsieuneun ditanya. Ayeuna ditanya pisan ku bu Lia. Bakating kugeumpeur, ari seduuut .... teh hitut  "Brat - bret - brot nyah!?, saur
ibu Lia mayunan :  " Kaluar kabeh! ", ibu Lia bendu.

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