When you have a
'I Hate My Job' day,[even if retired you have those sometimes]try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw
the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table
or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every
Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then
sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not
work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.
'HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT
IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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