LOL :-) Le 3 mai 2010 à 15:13, Andre Garzia a écrit :
> what is happening on my list :-( > > I stay away for a couple of days and all things break loose... tesc tesc > tesc... Now, I've just devised the perfect solution for this! > > Now, Revolution powered list monitor software will scan every email and > assign a "Revolution Content Rate" factor to it, if it has a high RCR > number, it will simply go thru, if its RCR is too low, then you will be > driven to the Quality Center and the system will request that you solve an > engine bug. If/When you solve it, then, your mail will go thru. > > The bugs will be assigned using a simple algorithm where the severity or age > of the bug is inversely proportional to the RCR value of the email. So that > if you rate quite low on RCR you will be given the most old powerful engine > bugs to solve. > > I hope you all understand that this is for the good of the community and > we'll benefit from it, if the low RCR rate continues like what I've been > seeing here, I grok that we'll solve all the engine bugs plus port the > engine to Haiku, Solaris (again), FreeBSD (again), Android (Android is the > new black) in about a week. > > If some user reaches ZERO KRCR, which stands for 0 Kelvin Revolution Content > Rate which is really absolute zero RCR, he will be given flight tickets to > Switzerland and a big dossie on the LHC and the task to prevent it from > destroying the world. If he ever solves all CERN bugs, we'll ship our hero > to SETI and then after that small taks, he'll go to Redmond to solve Windows > and throw chairs at Ballmer. > > PS: This message has an RCR of 2, so I've been given a Bug to solve, but > since QA center is down, I am yet to know which one. > > On Mon, May 3, 2010 at 7:17 AM, Ian Wood <[email protected]> wrote: > >> >> On 3 May 2010, at 06:47, Randall Lee Reetz wrote: >> >> Why don't you ask the guys at adobe if their content is really aware. >>> >> >> So your only response to someone taking the time to go through your email >> in a serious manner and discuss the topics included is to take a pot-shot >> and not respond to any of the points? >> >> Yep, put me down as another person who's putting your email address into >> the spam filter as a troll. >> >> Ian >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> use-revolution mailing list >> [email protected] >> Please visit this url to subscribe, unsubscribe and manage your >> subscription preferences: >> http://lists.runrev.com/mailman/listinfo/use-revolution >> > > > > -- > http://www.andregarzia.com All We Do Is Code. > _______________________________________________ > use-revolution mailing list > [email protected] > Please visit this url to subscribe, unsubscribe and manage your subscription > preferences: > http://lists.runrev.com/mailman/listinfo/use-revolution > -- Pierre Sahores mobile : (33) 6 03 95 77 70 www.woooooooords.com www.sahores-conseil.com _______________________________________________ use-revolution mailing list [email protected] Please visit this url to subscribe, unsubscribe and manage your subscription preferences: http://lists.runrev.com/mailman/listinfo/use-revolution
