Thank you, Xavier. This explains a lot... Microsoft actually comes from the alpha quadrant.
/H > Top 12 Things A Klingon Programmer Would Say > 12. Specifications are for the weak and timid! > 11. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I > am to > do battle with this code! > 10. You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > original > Klingon. > 9. Indentation?! -- I will show you how to indent when I indent your > skull! > 8. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software > 'releases'. > Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality > assurance people in its wake. > 7. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' -- they have > 'arguments' > -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > 6. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the > weak. > 5. I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth > contest. > They will not concern us again. > 4. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! > 3. By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare > to > die! > 2. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you > stand! > > 1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship > it, > and let them flee like the dogs they are! _________________________________________________ Hugh Senior The Flexible Learning Company Consultant Programming & Software Solutions Fax/Voice: +44 (0)1483.27 87 27 Email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Web: www.flexibleLearning.com _______________________________________________ use-revolution mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://lists.runrev.com/mailman/listinfo/use-revolution