JIMMY BUFFET'S HOLIDAY COOKIES > 1 cup of water > 1 tsp. baking soda > 1 cup of sugar > 1 tsp. salt > 1 cup of brown sugar > lemon juice > 4 large eggs > 1 cup nuts > 2 cups of dried fruit > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo > again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one Level cup and > drink. Turn on the electric mixer. > Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of > sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is > still OK. Try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > Pick the frigging fruit off floor. > Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just > pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for > tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a > sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. > Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a > spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to > beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish > the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. > CHERRY MISTMAS _______________________________________________ use-revolution mailing list [email protected] Please visit this url to subscribe, unsubscribe and manage your subscription preferences: http://lists.runrev.com/mailman/listinfo/use-revolution
