Adam K wrote:
On 12/10/07, Dave Newton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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Only sports stars get to refer to themselves in the third person.
Bob Dole is a sports star ?
LOL
Any time I see third-person stuff I can't help but think of that one
episode of Seinfeld and just start laughing to myself (Jimmy is the guy
at the gym that starts the whole third-person deal):
Jerry: I don't know how you can eat that spicy chicken.
George: George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: What's that?
George: I like spicy chicken.
Jerry: No, no you said "GEORGE likes spicy chicken".
George: No I didn't!
Elaine: Yes you did. You said "George likes spicy chicken".
Jerry: You're turning into Jimmy!
George: (irritated) George is getting upset!
George: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner?
Mr. Steinbrenner: Yes, George, come in, come in. You know, George, Ive
been your biggest supporter around here and that's why I was so
disappointed to hear that you've been pilfering the equipment.
George: George would never do anything like that.
Mr. Steinbrenner: No, why would I? I own it.
George: Right.
Mr. Steinbrenner: So what are you saying?
George: Why would George steal from the Yankees?
Mr. Steinbrenner: He wouldn't.
George: Of course not.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Exactly.
(George gestures: so there you are.)
Mr. Steinbrenner: (mumbles to himself) I really don't know what the
heck's going on here.
George: Sir?
Mr. Steinbrenner: Nothing.
George: Well, I say it's about time for George's lunch!
Mr. Steinbrenner: Yes, it is. (picks up brown bag) All right let's see
what I have today. Darn it, it's ham and cheese again--and she forgot
the fancy mustard. I told her I like that fancy mustard, you know you
could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to
me. Oh, she made up for it with a cupcake though. Hey, look at this, you
know I got a new system for eating these things, George. I used to peel
off the chocolate. Now I turn it upside down, I eat the cake first and
save the frosting for the end, it's almost a dessert dessert.
(George slowly backs out of room)
ROFL.
Frank
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