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Paul: Please always reply to the list.

Paul Derbyshire wrote:
Immanuel CRC Office wrote:
Paul Derbyshire wrote:

Eh -- I'd still like to get OpenOffice working on my machine. Is anyone going to deign to tell me how to go about doing so?

1. Have the checked the MD5SUM of the downloaded file?

The self-extractor tested itself and passed. I can't do it independently, as I don't have the tools to do so, wouldn't know how to use them if I did, don't know the correct md5 sum, and don't have the original self-extractor anymore.

2. Did you get an error message on install?

No.

3. If the install went okay, can you open it from your Start menu?

No. Mouse pointer flickers, and then nothing. No error messages or anything, not even in Event Viewer. For all I can tell by their behavior, the executables are just "int main () { return 0; }" compiled and bloated up to huge size with unused data segments. :)

Running one from a console window doesn't produce any stdout or stderr output, either.

We need more help to get this working.

I don't have any more to offer. It's not my fault your software fails without even displaying any error messages; it's yours. I don't know what more you expect me to do. I reported that it just plain doesn't work, and exactly how it fails to work, which is basically that it does nothing whatsoever, not even generate error messages. My slightly C-literate ability to further diagnose the problem is exhausted.

I don't understand why you need more help anyway. This is the latest version downloaded and installed with default options and no problems during install onto the most common system architecture -- an x86 running XP service pack 2. This is going to be the situation with 80% of the users downloading your product.

If under those conditions your software does not function at all, you MUST have already received other reports of the problem by now, and surely it's a known problem with a known workaround or a fix in the works. Why am I not being told what the workaround is?

On the other hand, it can't be a peculiarity limited solely to my computer, because there is nothing whatsoever unusual about it. It can decently run fairly recent and demanding games like Half-Life 2, so it's not underpowered either, and all of the hardware (video, sound, etc.) is clearly functioning well enough for such applications, and therefore is surely adequate for an office suite.

Unless there are known incompatibilities with particular not-uncommon hardware or software?

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What, you also want people to jump through registration form hoops of some kind for support? I already have more logins and passwords at more web sites than any reasonable person could hope to remember, so if my browser's password memory were ever to fail ... Please! No more! Just answer my one question (namely "how to make it run on XP SP2 on a standard-issue x86-architecture PC") and I'll be out of your hair, I promise!


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