I must take exception to this lousy message and state that it is nothing
but insulting. It also has nothing to do with using OOo and has no place
on this list! If an apology is not forthcoming than I must ask that the
writer of this message be dropped from the List!!!!!
Maria Heemskerk wrote:
----- Original Message -----
*From:* Tosca Cooper <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
*To:* auntiemaria <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
*Sent:* Friday, September 22, 2006 8:12 AM
*Subject:* Fw: Two Nuns
----- Original Message -----
*From:* Roxanne Gebauer <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
*To:* Undisclosed-Recipient:;@priv-edtnaa05.telusplanet.net
<mailto:Undisclosed-Recipient:;@priv-edtnaa05.telusplanet.net>
*Sent:* Friday, September 22, 2006 8:29 AM
*Subject:* Two Nuns
* Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling
through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are
stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps
onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Oh My Lord!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"*
* "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of
the abomination," says Sister Helen.*
* Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula
about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. *
*"What shall I do now?" she shouts.*
* "Switch on the windshield washer, I filled it up with
Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer.*
* Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on
and continues
hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn?*
* "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.*
* "Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!*" Nun
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