I found this gem, where Mike Warren (http://www.mike-warren.com), gives an 
answer to a load of ******, written by a certain David Warren in the (Canadian) 
National Post. He is a Canadian friend of the cause. Alas, the orginal article 
by his namesake is not available anymore, I tried the link below. Mike Warren 
wonders where they found these people and the cost of printing this garbage,

Han



Nat'lPost: Metric System Tyranny?!
July 10, 2000
<URL: http://www.nationalpost.com/search/story.html?
f=/stories/20000708/339028.html>

>From the ``national-post news'' room (a very, very loose term, given that 
almost every single story and editorial is STILL about LaughingStock) comes 
this gem, ``Ten: the magical number of tyranny''. The author (David Warren; no 
relation, thank christ) apparently prefers a system based on random body parts 
rather than logic. Hey David! How fast am I going at 3 furlongs per fortnight? 

Let's take a look at some choice quotes from David's incoherent (but long; 
fills space ya know) ``article'': 

``Ottawa's metric police and propaganda machine.'' 

``The metric system was originally imposed on France by the blood-soaked 
operatives of the Revolutionary Terror.'' 

``In Britain, the U.S. and Canada, the metric system could not initially 
prevail, because we were free peoples...the despised decimals were rammed down 
every protesting throat.'' 

``The idea of a pound is also found everywhere. It is the ideal weight for a 
stone that will be hurled. More, and you can't make it travel, less and it will 
have no great effect. The gram, by comparison, is a meaningless entity, and the 
kilo not for throwing but for dropping on your foot.'' 

``For the metre came as a bolt from the blue, and its strictly decimal 
divisions like the sword of Armageddon. The proponents argued that God made us 
with 10 fingers, but this was a typical metric lie. He made most of us with 
eight fingers, and two thumbs.'' 

``I said numbers have mystical properties. This is decidedly the case with the 
number 10. It is the magical number of tyranny. It can be halved only once, and 
can never go into thirds. It allows the deceptive ease of calculating in 
decimal places, such that when right we only approximately hit the boat, but 
when wrong we land in another ocean.'' 

Where the hell do they FIND these people?! What did it cost to print this 
garbage? 


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