Or, maybe "HAW" as in HEE HAW? But, that's just a plain ass. 

kilopascal wrote:
> 
> 2001-07-21
> 
> HAU = Horse's Ass Units (aka Equine Anal Units)
> 
> Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... etc. Extremely humourous.   I LOVE IT.   It is
> even better than my name, the FFU.
> 
> Is that pronounced like 'how"?
> 
> John
> 
> Keiner ist hoffnungsloser versklavt als derjenige, der irrt�mlich glaubt
> frei zu sein.
> 
> There are none more hopelessly enslaved then those who falsely believe they
> are free!
> 
> Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Paul Trusten" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, 2001-07-21 23:28
> Subject: [USMA:14532] Re: rail gauges
> 
> > WOMBAT = Way Of Measuring Badly in America Today
> >
> > FFU = Fred Flintstone Units
> >
> > and now, fresh from the USMA listerv,
> >
> > >
> > kilopascal wrote:
> > >
> > > 2001-07-21
> > >
> > > This is one of the propaganda stories circulated by the BWMA.  In fact
> it is
> > > almost word for word identical, except for the horse's ass part.  And
> even
> > > if the 4 ft 8.5 in may seem non-sensical to modern users of FFU, the
> metric
> > > equivalent, being 1430 or 1435 mm (depending on your local standard), is
> > > quite normal.
> > >
> > > Also, I think someone pointed out that the 4 ft 8.5 in used in "modern"
> FFU,
> > > was actually an even 5 ft to the Romans.  At the time of the
> introduction of
> > > the metric system in France in the 1790's, it was estimated that there
> were
> > > over 5000 variations on the foot alone still in use in Europe.  It is
> awful
> > > arrogant of Americans and deceitful of the BWMA and others to propagate
> the
> > > lie that there has always been 1 standard foot since the "beginning",
> and
> > > that the present hodge-podge of units used in the US has been in use
> > > continuously for millennia with out change.
> > >
> > > Not only can't people work efficiently with FFU, they don't even know
> its
> > > history.
> > >
> > > John
> > >
> > > Keiner ist hoffnungsloser versklavt als derjenige, der irrt�mlich glaubt
> > > frei zu sein.
> > >
> > > There are none more hopelessly enslaved then those who falsely believe
> they
> > > are free!
> > >
> > > Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: "Barbara and/or Bill Hooper" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > Sent: Saturday, 2001-07-21 15:42
> > > Subject: [USMA:14523] rail gauges
> > >
> > > > Following are two interesting related messages that got forwarded to
> me by
> > > > my engineer son-in-law. I thought they were interesting enough to pass
> on.
> > > >
> > > > Regards,
> > > > Bill Hooper
> > > >
> > > > =================
> > > > #1
> > > >
> > > > From: Ray Smith
> > > > Subject: Good engineering stands the test of time
> > > >
> > > > > > > The U.S. standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is
> 4
> > > feet,
> > > > > > > 8.5 inches. That is an exceedingly odd number. Why was that
> gauge
> > > used?
> > > > > > > Because that's the way they built them in England, and the U.S.
> > > > > > > railroads were built by English expatriates. Why did the English
> > > build
> > > > > > > them that way? Because the first rail lines were built by the
> same
> > > > > > > people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge
> > > they
> > > > > > > used. Why did "they" use that gauge?  Because the people who
> built
> > > the
> > > > > > > tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for
> building
> > > > > > > wagons, which used that wheel spacing.  So why did the wagons
> have
> > > that
> > > > > > > particular odd spacing?  Well, if they tried to use any other
> > > spacing,
> > > > > > > the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance
> roads
> > > in
> > > > > > > England, because that was the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who
> > > built
> > > > > > > those old rutted roads?  The first long distance roads in Europe
> > > (and
> > > > > > > England) were built by Imperial Rome for their legions.  The
> roads
> > > have
> > > > > > > been used ever since. And the ruts in the roads? The ruts in the
> > > roads,
> > > > > > > which everyone had to match for fear of destroying their wagon
> > > wheels,
> > > > > > > were first formed by Roman war chariots.  Since the chariots
> were
> > > made
> > > > > > > for (or by) Imperial Rome, they were all alike in the matter of
> > > wheel
> > > > > > > spacing.  The U.S. standard railroad gauge of 4 feet-8.5 inches
> > > derives
> > > > > > > from the original specification for an Imperial Roman war
> chariot.
> > > > > > > Specifications and bureaucracies live forever.  So the next time
> you
> > > > > > > are
> > > > > > > handed a specification and wonder what horse's ass came up with
> it,
> > > > > > > you
> > > > > > > may be exactly right, because the Imperial Roman war chariots
> were
> > > > > > > made
> > > > > > > just wide enough to accommodate the back end of two war horses.
> > > > > > > Thus we have the answer to the original question.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now for the twist to the story. When we see a space shuttle
> sitting
> > > on
> > > > > > > it's launching pad, there are two booster rockets attached to
> the
> > > side
> > > > > > > of the main fuel tank.  These are solid rocket boosters, or
> SRB's.
> > > The
> > > > > > > SRB's are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The
> engineers
> > > who
> > > > > > > designed the SRB's might have preferred to make them a bit
> > > fatter,but
> > > > > > > the SRB's had to be shipped by train from the factory to the
> launch
> > > > > > > site. The railroad line from the factory had to run through a
> tunnel
> > > in
> > > > > > > the mountains.  The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad
> > > track,
> > > > > > > and the railroad track is about as wide as two horses' rumps.
> So, a
> > > > > > > major design feature of what is arguably the worlds most
> advanced
> > > > > > > transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago
> by
> > > > > > > the width of a horse's hind quarters!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Don't you just love engineering?
> > > >
> > > > ==========
> > > > #2
> > > >
> > > > From: Jeff Knighton
> > > > Subject: RE: Good engineering stands the test of time
> > > >
> > > > > Interesting story, Ray.  Here's a reply from my wife's father:
> > > > >
> > > > >> That's really good. But here I go again, adding to the story.
> > > > >> Railroads in the U.S. were built with all sorts of different gauges
> in
> > > the
> > > > >> early days.   No railroad wanted to change them, because it would
> blow
> > > > >> their monopoly in the little short-haul area that was covered by
> each
> > > early
> > > > >> railroad.   So when a train came to the end of the line, which
> couldn't
> > > > >> connect
> > > > >> with the next one, all the stuff would have to be unloaded and
> carted
> > > to the
> > > > >> next train. This added another layer of interest groups against
> gauge
> > > > >> standardization-carters, laborers and local politicians who wanted
> to
> > > keep
> > > > >> the work for the local boys at each railhead. The Northern
> railroads
> > > were
> > > > >> being consolidated by early captains of industry by the time the
> Civil
> > > War
> > > > >> came around, so Northern roads pretty much had adopted a common
> gauge.
> > > The
> > > > >> Southern states weren't so far along and were still piddling around
> > > with the
> > > > >> local, short-haul, different gauge, "lack-o-system" system. This
> made
> > > things
> > > > >> tough on a poor state at war, as locomotives and cars couldn't be
> used
> > > all
> > > > >> over even if they had standardized the gauge (Longstreet's men had
> to
> > > > >> de-train several times in their rail trip to beef up the troops at
> > > > >> Chickamaga.). But in the end it was Abraham Lincoln who made the
> > > decision
> > > > >> that the gauge of both the actors in the transcontinental railroad
> > > project
> > > > >> (launched during the War) would be the same: 4 feet, 8.5
> inches-though
> > > he
> > > > >> probably didn't think in terms of horses' rumps...and because the
> Union
> > > won
> > > > >> the War, the standard gauge was extended to Southern railways which
> all
> > > had
> > > > >> to be rebuilt and mostly with Northern capital.
> > > >
> >
> > --
> > Paul Trusten, R.Ph.
> > 3609 Caldera Boulevard, Apt. 122
> > Midland TX 79707-2872 USA
> > (915)-694-6208
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >

-- 
Paul Trusten, R.Ph.
3609 Caldera Boulevard, Apt. 122
Midland TX 79707-2872 USA
(915)-694-6208
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

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