Before this guy even starts to think about SI, he has a serious vocabulary-building project to contend with. Duncan
-----Original Message----- From: kilopascal <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: U.S. Metric Association <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: September 28, 2001 19:07 Subject: [USMA:15418] The speech Bush WANTED to make >2001-09-28 > >I got this today. I'm sure deep inside a lot of Americans feel the same >way. With arrogant attitudes like this, it will be almost impossible to get >Americans to accept metric. > >John > > > > >> >> >If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer By Mitchell R. Robb >> > >> >Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences >> to the >> >people of New York, Washington, Pennsylvania, and all Americans that are >> hurting >> >in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything >that >> can >> >be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the >> greatest >> >country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the >> time >> >for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that >> no one >> >or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people. >> > >> >To the people responsible for Tuesday's tragedy, I say this: Are you >> fucking >> >kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you >gone >> too >> >long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans >> are so >> >hungry to kill that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that >> >opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten >history? >> What >> >happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember >> the >> >little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the >Pacific >> and >> >roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in >> >America call a big ass barbecue. >> > >> >Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted >it >> that >> >way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our >> lawns. >> >England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with >the >> good >> >'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too >> hard to >> >shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers >> aren't >> >trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack >of >> cub >> >scouts from taking over his shitty little country. >> > >> >Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and >> try to >> >hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough >> that's >> >going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of >the >> >country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even >> smells >> >like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that >have >> >pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we >> do. Go >> >ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your >> sorry >> >asses. God bless America! >> >> >> >
