The other joke concerns the traditional British affinity for warm beer.

"Why do the Brits drink warm beer?"

"Lucas refrigerators."

Bill Potts, CMS
Roseville, CA
http://metric1.org [SI Navigator]


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I think the perception--here in the US--that England is somewhat backward
economically is due to the dreadful reputation of older British cars (vs.
e.g., Mercedes and BMW).  There was a great cartoon years ago in Playboy
magazine:  the first British astronauts were about to blast off in their
capsule, and one looked up on the bulkhead, where there was a plaque
affixed reading "Electrics by Lucas".


I had a 1963 MG 1100.  Six volts, positive ground, some weird nut system
that neither wombat nor metric wrenches would fit.  The electric system was
always blowing up (including having the electric fuel pump fail, at night,
on two different dates, on both the Golden Gate Bridge and the San
Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge); a friend gave me two thoughts on that:

1.  "Lucas, Prince of Darkness."
2.  "Thomas Edison invented the phonograph, Alexander Graham Bell invented
the telephone, and Lucas invented the dead short."

Carleton

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