Dear All,

Today (at 17.05 Australian Eastern Standard Summer Time) is the Summer
Solstice in the southern hemisphere and the Winter Solstice in the northern
hemisphere.

I was simply going to wish you all a Happy Summer Solstice and wish you all
the best for the coming year, but I made the mistake of running it past my
lawyers. Here is their recommendation.

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'Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the summer solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable tradition of the religious persuasion of
your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all, and �

'A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004 but
not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, whose
contributions to society have made Australia great (not to imply that
Australia is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard
to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability or religious faith of the
wishee.

'By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting.

'It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for the wishees or others and is void where prohibited by law and revocable
at the sole discretion of the wisher.

'This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent solstice greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of
the wisher.'*

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So what has this got to do with metrication � I hear you ask!

I am often reminded that avoidance and non-acceptance of metric measures are
in many ways similar to the avoidance and non-acceptance of the Summer and
Winter Solstices � people go to extraordinary lengths to hide these natural
events (and simple measures) by clothing them in all sorts of ceremonial
(and complexifying) garments.

Cheers,

Pat Naughtin
Geelong, Australia

* With thanks, this piece was adapted from Anon.
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