I just got a big, gaudy envelope congratulating me for being selected and 
announcing that I was already (as of now!) a member of Handyman Club of 
America. The envelope included a plastic drill bit gauge that goes down to 
64-ths of an inch. Guess what...ain't got no millimeters.

I love it when they hand you the ammo. I marked the gauge (on both sides) with 
"Semi-useless; no metric sizes present". I also jotted a sticky note saying:
     "Your magazine is old fashioned. It does not include metric
     info. Until then, forget it!"
And I'll stidk this in their kindly provided postage-paid business reply 
envelope to send it to them. Of course, this is one place where I break my 
self-imposed rule against anonymous mailings. I left off any identification 
so that they can't claim I subscribed.

It's kind of like picking up the grenade someone tosses at you, pulling the 
pin, and throwing it back. It may end up being sent directly to the trash, 
but that's fair. That's what I did with their subscription form.

Gee, that was fun.

Jim

-- 
James R. Frysinger
Lifetime Certified Advanced Metrication Specialist
Senior Member, IEEE

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