"The Royal
Mile, could well vanish in a puff of bureaucracy only to be replaced by the
Royal 1.609344km."


"The issue of distances and travelling suddenly takes on a whole new light.
For a start it would no longer be 46 miles to travel from Edinburgh to
Glasgow, it would be 74.029824 kilometres, while London would suddenly
become a distant 650.174976 kilometres, instead of 404 miles."

"And the speed limit signs would also have to change - but what to? There's
no easy conversion - 30mph becomes 48.28032kmph, 70mph turns into a scarily
fast sounding 112.65408kmph."



Erm.....excuse me a moment, would you?

YYAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!

That's better.  Ho - Hum!!  Just how many times are they going to use this 
ever-so-boring technique of not sensibly rounding up to the nearest ten?  One of the 
most fundamental lessons of mathematics?

If this is all the anti-metric brigade have in their armoury, then I think we can 
sleep fairly soundly in our beds for some time to come.

Regards,

Steve.
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From: "Han Maenen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2004 6:58 PM
Subject: [USMA:30725] Re: Weigh up the pros of metric 


> If you want to read articles form the Archive from this newspaper you have
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> http://news.scotsman.com/features.cfm?id=804942004
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> 
> Down is the entire nonsencical article: Gag away!:
> Who would really be so extreme as to want to 'metricate' something like the
> Royal Mile of Edinburgh? Is this guy really that stupid or is he just
> pretending?
> A housing estate at the village of Beuningen, about 2 km west of Nijmegen is
> called Viermorgen. That means 4 Acres, it was the name of an old townland in
> that area.
> And in Deventer to the north, you can buy Ellekoek; it has the name of the
> old unit ell and also its length.
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> Han
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> If the world went metric
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> Craig Brown
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> IMAGINE waking up one morning to find that the whole world had changed
> completely: it would no longer be possible to order a pint of beer and, if
> giving directions, telling someone it "is just a couple of miles up the
> road" would result in a blank look.
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> Well, if it was up to the United Kingdom Metric Association, this could
> happen sooner rather than later as it has just launched a campaign to force
> Britain's population to make the full transition from imperial measures to
> metric.
> 
> 
> 
> Lord Howe of Aberavon, the former Tory Chancellor who is the patron of the
> association, led the charge yesterday when he claimed it was time to end
> what he described as "a very British mess" of a half metric, half imperial
> system. In the association's new pamphlet, he writes: "British weights and
> measures are in a mess. Litres for petrol and fizzy drinks, pints for beer
> and milk, metres and kilometres for athletics, miles per gallon for cars.
> 
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> "And this muddle does matter. It increases costs, confuses shoppers, leads
> to serious misunderstandings, causes accidents, wastes our children's
> education and, quite bluntly, puts us all to shame."
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> 
> But if the country was to convert suddenly and irreversibly to the metric
> system, with no quarter given to existing traditions and standards, what
> would change? And how would we cope?
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> Well, for a start, overnight Edinburgh's central tourism area, The Royal
> Mile, could well vanish in a puff of bureaucracy only to be replaced by the
> Royal 1.609344km.
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> How many people know their exact weight and height in kilogrammes and metres
> or can envision what a kilogramme looks like, or how long it takes to travel
> a kilometre?
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> The issue of distances and travelling suddenly takes on a whole new light.
> For a start it would no longer be 46 miles to travel from Edinburgh to
> Glasgow, it would be 74.029824 kilometres, while London would suddenly
> become a distant 650.174976 kilometres, instead of 404 miles.
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> Of course, the conversion would mean that there would have to be a
> countrywide re-signing project to make sure that every road sign showed
> distances in kilometres.
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> And the speed limit signs would also have to change - but what to? There's
> no easy conversion - 30mph becomes 48.28032kmph, 70mph turns into a scarily
> fast sounding 112.65408kmph.
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> Bert Morris, deputy director of the AA Motoring Trust, says: "If it was to
> happen overnight, then obviously it would be a nightmare. As far as the
> speed limits go, we just don't know what would happen. In mainland Europe
> they are set at 50km, which is just over 31mph.
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> "If we were to change the road signs to metric, the ones that would be
> affected would be direction, width and height, and it would be beneficial to
> motorists if they had the imperial and metric signs together to start off
> with.
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> 
> 
> "There is a good case to argue that road signs should be changed from
> imperial to metric but there is no sound economic sense or any road safety
> benefits.
> 
> 
> 
> "The idea of changing road signs to metric was first thought of back in the
> 1970s and children have been taught in metric rather than imperial for the
> last 30 years.
> 
> 
> 
> "Also, four million British motorists travel to mainland Europe each year
> and are used to seeing metric road signs when they drive on their roads.
> 
> 
> 
> "It can be confusing for a generation of drivers who have been taught metric
> at school and then when they begin driving every sign on the road is in
> imperial."
> 
> 
> 
> AND it's not just drivers who would find themselves trying to cope with a
> new set of references - certain sports would find their own special
> terminology outlawed.
> 
> 
> 
> For instance, in horse racing, distances would no longer be measured in
> furlongs but in multiples of 0.01168km. And to measure a horse, it would no
> longer the number of hands, but multiples of 0.1016 metres.
> 
> 
> 
> In theory, the UK made the move to abandon imperial measures and join the
> rest of Europe more than 150 years ago, when in 1862 a Commons committee
> recommended the adoption of the metric system. However, it took more than a
> century for any government to act on this advice. Metric measures began to
> be introduced in 1965, but in 1979 the then Conservative government decided
> to go slow on the process. If our world did become metric overnight, there
> is one part that wouldn't change - as it has already been forcibly turned
> metric.
> 
> 
> 
> Four years ago, the European Parliament passed legislation demanding that
> grocers work only in metric measurements.
> 
> 
> 
> Traders across the country rebelled against such a demand, resulting in many
> being prosecuted by trading standards officers.
> 
> 
> 
> The British Weights and Measures Association, which is still fighting this
> legislation, claims the changeover has been used to "round" the amount
> contained in packaging down by between ten and 15 per cent while maintaining
> original prices.
> 
> 
> 
> For Davie Shaw, who owns Edinburgh fruit and vegetable shop Tattie Shaw on
> Leith Walk, the issue of metrification is one that won't go away.
> "Basically, when it really kicked in two years ago, I asked my customers how
> they felt about it, and I can say that 98 per cent of the people who come in
> here said that they didn't understand it and didn't want it; I would say
> that 80 per cent still don't.
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> "People just don't think in metric when it comes to vegetables. I can say
> that when customers come in here, even if they've been brought up on the
> metric system, they still ask for a pound of potatoes."
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> 
> But Shaw believes the prospect of a metric-only Britain is not as far away
> as people imagine.
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> 
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> "Now that the EU has won its case against those people who were fighting to
> retain imperial, I have had visits from local officials, telling me to use
> dual scaling. But come 2010, all references to pounds and ounces will
> disappear, and this will affect those people over a certain age, the
> 35-upwards age group, who tend to think in imperial."
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> 
> 
> There is also the great British tradition of the pint of beer; overnight,
> hundreds of thirsty customers would find themselves unsure of what to ask
> for at bars.
> 
> 
> 
> Paul Waterson, chief executive of The Scottish Licensed Trade Association,
> says: "It would certainly be a major loss to Scottish culture and tradition,
> that's for sure. I think one of the possible problems could come from the
> fact that people have learned to gauge their drinking through pints; they
> know how many they can take. I think the introduction of litres and
> half-litres in their place could pose problems in this sense, as people
> could find themselves drinking them without a sense of the quantity."
> 
> 
> 
> Strangely enough, though, there is at least one everyday item that will
> retain its imperial heritage: that of the McDonalds' Quarter Pounder.
> According to a McDonalds spokeswoman, it has actually trademarked the weight
> measurement, so metric or not, you would still be able to ask for one, even
> if you had no idea of what the name actually meant. Even aspects of our
> lives which are not quite so, er, measurable could change. For instance,
> would The Proclaimers' famous I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) becomes I'm Gonna Be
> (804.672 Kilometres)? In years to come, could the twins be singing:
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> 
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> "And I would walk 804.672 kilometres,
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> 
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> And I would walk 804.672 more,
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> Just to be the man who walked a 1609.344 kilometres,
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> To fall down at your door."
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> At the moment, though, there are no immediate plans to turn the country
> upside down. A spokesman for the Department of Transport says: "We are not
> going to change the roads. We looked at it 18 months ago, but we decided
> there are too many people who have been educated in miles to consider it.
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> "Also, there are massive cost implications for changing the signs, which
> would have to be dual anyway."
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> The Department of Trade and Industry took a slightly more forthright view on
> metrification in business.
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> A spokesman says: "As far as we are concerned, we don't think there is a
> 'metric mess', as Lord Howe said. The UK is almost completely metric except
> for a few cases, for instance buying a pint in a bar."
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> But a final word of comfort for those living on the Royal Mile concerned
> that centuries of tradition may disappear at the stroke of a pen. When an
> Edinburgh City Council spokesman was asked about the potential for
> conversion, he replied: "I think that's highly unlikely."
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> From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "U.S. Metric Association" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Thursday, 2004-08-12 18:37
> Subject: [USMA:30722] Weigh up the pros of metric
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> > Weigh up the pros of metric
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> > http://news.scotsman.com/features.cfm?id=804942004
> >
> >
> > AS a northern lass who was lucky enough to grow up in Australia, it was
> embarrassing to read in the Evening News the ludicrous article by Craig
> Brown ("If the world went metric", News, July 9).
> >
> > What an insult to the intelligence of us all! When signs and weights
> change to metric, as happened in all our Commonwealth nations and now even
> Ireland, there are no such things as 112.65418km/h speed limits.
> >
> > Signs are rounded up or down to the nearest sensible amount, as we all see
> when driving abroad, like Australia's national limit of 110km/h. London will
> be just a round figure 650km away (not 650.174976km away). Furthermore,
> there is no issue with companies rounding DOWN sizes either.
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> > Most companies rounded the old pound (454g) to 500g amounts and advertised
> the "no extra charge" accordingly. The pint never disappeared in Australia,
> either. It is still called a pint, but rounded up to 600ml from the little
> English one of 568ml.
> >
> > You'd enjoy it a lot more if we were allowed the litre!
> >
> > Please don't be silly, Mr Brown. You merely play into the hands of
> nasty-minded "Little Englander" types who would have us back in shillings,
> groats, bushels and hogsheads and perpetually at war with our good
> neighbours!
> >
> > Riane Martin, Campden Houses, Peel St, London
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> >
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