A 9th grader metric joke:
Aristotle, Pascal and Newton are playing hide and seek in heaven. It was
Aristotle's term and Pascal run to hide while Newton stood where he was just
draw a m x m square around himsel. When Aristolte opened his eyes, taken aback,
he stares at Newton and questions his sanity. Foir which Newton replies: But I
am not Newton, you seen I am standing on a m² so you found Pascal!
