Steve,

 

The point of my posting was that "Nanny Blair" (oops sorry, change that to
"Brown") knows best and that they will feed you any bits of **** to keep you
happy.  After all, if the baby is admitted to hospital in an emergency they
have the records and you can't be trusted with them.  A pity however if Dad
is Polish, Mum is English and the baby is taken to hospital in an emergency
in Poland at the age of two months and the doctor there needs to know the
baby's birth weight.  

 

Don't think that taking small babies abroad does not happen.  My dad was
Dutch, my mother English.  I was born in England, christened in the
Netherlands and had emigrated to South Africa by sea by the time I was three
months old.

 

(A note to US readers - Since Poland joined the EU, about half a million
Poles have moved to the UK in search of work)

 

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
Of Stephen Humphreys
Sent: 16 January 2008 10:25
To: U.S. Metric Association
Subject: [USMA:40083] Re: Hostile reactions to "speaking metric".

 

Slightly insulting, Martin. How would you know that my brother's girlfriend
was not interested in her new-born's weight?
 
And "Granny" (my mother) wasn't actually there.
 
My brother and his (in her 20's) girlfriend was there (obviously).
 
I asked his girlfriend about the weight - she told me in Lb and Oz.
 
This is how it was mentioned to her by the nurse.  And that's how it was
announced to 'the world' - so to speak (ie, family, friends, work
colleagues, etc)
 
I actually asked her if they also mentioned it in metric - she said 'no' and
continued by saying that it would mean nothing to her (even thought it might
be 'officially' recorded behind the scenes that way).  Just a reminder - she
is in her 20's.  She said - "we all do our own weights in lbs so I guess
that's why we do it for babies".
 
Incidentally - I met them all at Christmas (the baby was just over a month
old).  I noted that my brother was using ounces while feeding him.
 
We've had a spate of new arrivals from family and friends recently (my
brother's being 'closest to home' so to speak).  I have yet to recall
announcements being made in grammes or indeed some convenient use of
"granny" for the reason why young mothers continue to use imperial.
 
Two final points:-
 
1) Neither my brother or his girlfriend are at all interested in the
measurement debate (or 'war' as a very few might bizzarely call it).
2) My brother's sister is a nurse.  A very good one.
 



 

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [email protected]
Subject: RE: [USMA:40056] Re: Hostile reactions to "speaking metric".
Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:54:25 +0000

Steve,

 

If you consulted the hospital's records, you would find the baby's weight
recorded in grams.  Pounds and ounces are just for granny's benefit - the
mother need not really worry how heavy her baby is as all the real figures
are in official records where they can only be accessed by qualified medical
staff.  Furthermore, anybody who describes the baby's weight in imperial
units is clearly not properly trained and cannot be taken seriously.

 

This hypocrisy is the same sort of hypocrisy as was portrayed in "Yes
Minister" when Bernard asked "Minister - is that another of our irregular
verbs - 'I have a confidential briefing, you have a discreet leak, he gets
done under the Official Secrets Act?'" 

 

For the benefit of US readers, "Yes Minister" was a highly successful TV
sitcom produced by the BBC which portrayed the dealings between the
Government Minister and his principal civil servants.  (See
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_Minister for more information).  It has
been suggested that much of the material used in that program was based on
fact, so there is a reasonable likelihood that the phrase used above was
actually used somewhere in Government.  (See the section headed
"Inspirations" in the Wikipedia article). 

 

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
Of Stephen Humphreys
Sent: 15 January 2008 10:27
To: U.S. Metric Association
Subject: [USMA:40056] Re: Hostile reactions to "speaking metric".

 

My brother's girlfriend had their first child in November.  His (the baby,
not my brother!!) weight was expressed in lb and oz although I would have
thought that if they had asked for it they could have been told the metric
values too.

> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: [USMA:40049] Re: Hostile reactions to "speaking metric".
> Date: Mon, 14 Jan 2008 21:59:13 +0000
> 
> The norm in the UK is for the medical records to be kept in metric units,
> but for some reason weights seem to be published in imperial units. My own
> children are now in their early 20's, but what I recall is that when they
> were born, I was given their weights in metric units. I don't know if
> things have regressed since then.
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf
> Of Michael Palumbo
> Sent: 14 January 2008 17:14
> To: U.S. Metric Association
> Subject: [USMA:40047] Re: Hostile reactions to "speaking metric".
> 
> Paul,
> 
> A valid theory, absolutely. Once Megan apologised for yelling, I asked 
> her whether or not it had anything to do with the fact that it was a 
> baby. Her curt response was, "No, I don't care that it's a baby, you 
> just sound like a d**k."
> 
> And there you have it. I'm more inclined to believe that because she 
> can't translate from wombat to metric, that she thinks I'm insulting her 
> intelligence or belittling her, hence her aggressive, brash reaction.
> 
> Cheers,
> -Mike
> 
> Paul Trusten wrote:
> > Michael,
> >
> > I think Megan reacted to your metricating a /baby. /If you had 
> > metricated a purchase of kumquats or the area to be occupied by some 
> > new linoleum tiles, I don't think she would reacted as viciously. I 
> > understand that, even in some metric countries, babies are WOMBATs at 
> > birth. Somehow, people think the humanity of birth is taken away when 
> > the child's units of mass/weight are stated in SI. When it comes to 
> > the celebration of a new baby, pounds and ounces seem to be 
> > appropriately warm and fuzzy, while kilograms and grams seem to be 
> > madly scientific, or, controlled substance contraband (/Flying into 
> > Los Angeleez, bringing in a couple of keys/) .
> >
> > Thank you for posting this. It is a very important issue in our quest 
> > for U.S. metrication. I try to be prepared for reactions like this, 
> > but the ugly head of metrophobia surfaces so quickly upon mention of 
> > metric in the U.S. that I surely do have to be bit prepared when I 
> > make a metric remark. When I do it, I often am made to feel as if I am 
> > one of the African American students who first sat at the Woolworth's 
> > lunch counter down south in 1960. 
> >
> > I would that metric is as simple as our decimal dollars and 
> > cents---or, would Megan like to return to the pounds, shillings, and 
> > pence of our colonial days? Your goal with encounters like this is to 
> > appear to explain this as a matter of fact, and not as a lecture, so 
> > the recipient will feel, "Gee, where I have I been? Do my friends know 
> > this?"
> >
> > Although we in the U.S. do use the metric system,we don't use it often 
> > enough, and the result is that we /mis/understand it, not /fail /to 
> > understand it. The solution to misunderstanding is education. That's 
> > why USMA supports the teaching of the metric system exclusively 
> > (i.e., no more teaching inch-pound units) in America's schools. If 
> > Congress says metric is preferred for commerce, it should be preferred 
> > for learning as well.
> >
> >
> > Paul
> >
> >
> > Michael Palumbo wrote:
> >> Has anyone else had something like this happen to them?
> >>
> >> Last week, my coworker's wife had a child, and we did the "guess the 
> >> gender and weight" contest that we always do in our office.
> >>
> >> I guessed an even 3000 grams, and was the closest; the baby was 2981 
> >> grams. I had to translate the numbers for a few people, but no one 
> >> really minded that I submitted my answer in metric.
> >>
> >> Last night, I was recalling this story to my friend Megan while in 
> >> the car, and her reaction to it was *this* shy of violent. She began 
> >> screaming at me, telling me how much of a (insert various four 
> >> letters words here) I am for using a system that no one else 
> >> understands. Her basic points were, if I ascertained them correctly 
> >> in between her ranting:
> >> - "No one" understands the metric system, therefore it's off-putting 
> >> for me to use it.
> >> - It's "extremely rude" to speak in a manner that people don't 
> >> understand.
> >> - It's "moronic" and stinks of me just trying to "be different and 
> >> weird for the sake of being different and weird".
> >>
> >> I told her that I wasn't going to listen to her insult me, dropped 
> >> her at her house, and left.
> >>
> >> I cannot, for the life of me, understand that type of reaction. My 
> >> office-mates, even when they don't directly understand it, have a 
> >> pretty good idea of what I'm talking about. Rather than try to learn 
> >> something new, Megan's reaction is what I fear may be typical of many 
> >> people in this country. Either you act like everyone else, or you'll 
> >> be branded a nut-case. Never mind that most of the world uses this 
> >> system, never mind that the foreigners in this country use it, never 
> >> mind that the doctor who delivered the baby used it, *I* am not 
> >> supposed to because it makes her think, and she can't handle that.
> >>
> >> Regards,
> >> -Mike
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> > -- 
> > Paul Trusten, R.Ph.
> > Acting Secretary
> > The Pharmacy Alliance
> > Midland TX 79707-2872 USA
> > +1(432)528-7724
> > mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/ThePharmacyAlliance
> >
> > 
> >
> 

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