I thought it was much simpler than that. The rug was specified in
centimeters and the cat thought it was in inches. Thus, the rug was only
about 40% as long as the cat was expecting -- or about 16% by area.
 
As Nibbles said to Jerry at the end of their award-winning Two Mouseketeers
animated movie, "Pauvre, pauvre pussycat." (It must, of course, be said with
a French accent and with the emphasis on the last syllable.) Of course, the
pussycat in the movie was the famous Tom, who had just been guillotined for
failing to guard the King's feast.
 
Can you tell that part of my misspent youth was spent in London's cartoon
cinemas (six animated shorts and two newsreels, ad nauseam)?
 
Bill 
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Bill Potts
W <http://wfpconsulting.com/> FP Consulting
Roseville, CA
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From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf
Of Pat Naughtin
Sent: Friday, December 26, 2008 17:05
To: U.S. Metric Association
Cc: USMA Metric Association; UKMA Metric Association
Subject: [USMA:42209] RE: Cat commenting on metric


Dear Bill Carleton and All, 

I am so pro-metric that, at first, I misunderstood the point of the image at
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-cat-cur
ses-the-metric-system.jpg 

I thought that it referred to someone ordering enough metric system units to
(say) build a major building and they got these as all that would be needed
complete with all the necessary conversion factors:

1000 millimetres = 1 metre
1000 metres = 1 kilometre

1000 millilitres = 1 litre
1000 litres = 1 cubic metre

1000 grams = 1 kilogram
1000 kilograms = 1 tonne

1000 watts = 1 kilowatt
1000 joules = 1 kilojoule

1 metre x 1 metre = 1 square metre
1 metre x 1 metre x 1 metre = 1 cubic metre

When they realised that so few metric units would replace all of the old
pre-metric measures they were deeply disappointed and said,

'Curse the metric system! It sounded so big when I ordered it!'

Here is a list of some of the old pre-metric measuring words still currently
in use in the USA:

acre (commercial) (36 000 ft2), acre (US survey) (43 560 ft2), acre (US
international foot) (43 560 ft2), acre foot (43 560 ft3),
acre foot per day, acre foot per year, acre inch (3630 ft3), agate (1/14
inch), arc second, atmosphere, atmosphere (standard),
bag (1/6 US dry bbl), bag (3 UK bushells), barleycorn, barrel (oil), barrel
(petroleum), barrel (US cranberry), barrel (US dry),
barrel (US federal proof spirits), barrel (US federal), barrel (US liquid),
bbl, bbl (US fed), board foot, bottle (spirits), bottle
(wine), British thermal unit, British thermal unit (32 °F), British thermal
unit (68 °F), British thermal unit (98 °F), British thermal
unit (International steam table), British thermal unit (International),
British thermal unit (IT), British thermal unit (mean), British
thermal unit (thermochemical), BThU, BTU, Btu (International table), Btu
(mean), Btu (th), Btu/hour, bushel, bushel (barley)
(USDA), bushel (oats) (USDA), bushel (rye) (USDA), bushel (shelled corn)
(USDA), bushel (soybeans), bushel (US volume),
bushel (wheat), bushel potatoes (USDA), cable (US), cal (15 °C), cal (20
°C), cal (4 °C), cal (IT), cal (mean), cal (th), caliber
(US), calibre (UK), calorie, Calorie, calorie (16 °C), calorie (20 °C),
calorie (4 °C), calorie (International Table), calorie (mean),
calorie (thermochemical), calorie per hour, candle, candlepower, candlepower
(mean horizontal), candlepower (mean
spherical), carat, centigrade, centigrade heat units, centipoise, century,
chain, chain (US statute), chain (US survey), charge
unit, children's shoe sizes (US), circular mil per foot, cord, cord foot,
cubic foot, cubic foot per hour, cubic foot per minute,
cubic foot per second, cubic inch, cubic inch per minute, cubic inch per
second, cubic mile, cubic yard, cubit, cup (UK), cup
(US), curie, cusec, Dalton, dalton, day (civil), day (sidereal), day
(solar), decade, degree (arc degree), degrees
Ammoniameter, degrees API, degrees Bark, degrees Baumé (heavy), degrees
Baumé (light), degrees Beck, degrees Brix,
degrees Fahrenheit, degrees oleometer, degrees Rankine, degrees Soxhlet,
degrees Twaddel, denier, Dobson unit, dram
(apothecaries), dram (avoirdupois), drex, drill numbers, drop, drum (44 UK
gallons), drum (55 US gallons), dyne, Einstein unit,
electron rest mass, elite (US printers), ell (UK), em, en, erg, exposure
value, Fahrenheit, fathom, feet, feet (air), feet (board),
feet (water), flask (mercury), flat (strawberries), foot (International),
foot (metric), foot (statute), foot (survey), foot (water 39.2
°F), foot candle, foot per hour, foot per minute, foot per second, foot
pound, foot poundal, foot pounds-force, foot ton, footcandle
(apparent), foot-lambert, furlong, gal, gallon, gallon (US liquid), gallon
(US) per day, gallon (US) per day per square
foot, gallon (US) per hour, gallon (US) per minute, gallon (US) per second,
gauge (screw), gauge (USS standard plate), gauge
(vinyl), gauge (Washburn & Moen), g-pounds, grain, grains per gallon, gross,
hand, hide, horsepower, horsepower
(mechanical), horsepower hour, horsepower year, hour (civil), hour
(sidereal), hour (solar), hour of right ascension,
hundredweight, hundredweight (long), hundredweight (net), hundredweight
(short), inch, inch (circular), inch (Enfield), inch
(International), inch (mercury), inch (metric), inch (UK Imperial), inch (US
statute), inch (US survey), inch (water), inch per
minute, inch per second, inch-pound, jigger (US), keg (US large beer), keg
(US small beer), kilocalories, kilocalories per hour,
kilopound-force, kilowatt hours, kip, kip foot, kip per square inch,
lambert, langley, lb, lbf, league, light minute, light second,
light year, link, link (US statute), link (US survey), lumerg, Mach number,
magnitude (apparent stellar), magnum, megaton,
men's shoe sizes (US), mho, microinch, micron, mig, mil, mil (angular), mil
(milliinch), mil circular, mile, mile (International),
mile (US statute), mile (US survey), mile per hour, mile per hour per
second, mile per minute, mile per second, miles per
gallon, miles per hour, millennium, millibar, millimetres of mercury,
millimetres of water, miner's inch (AZ), miner's inch (CO),
miner's inch (ID), minim (US), minute (sidereal), minute (solar), minute of
arc (arc minute), minute of right ascension, month
(mean calendar), month (sidereal), month (synodic or lunar), nail penny,
nautical mile (radar), nit, noy, oersted, ounce, ounce
(avoirdupois), ounce (troy), ounce fluid, ounce fluid (US), ounce-force,
ounce-force inch, ounce-force per square inch, ounces
per inch, pace (geometrical), pace (military), parsec, parts per billion,
parts per million, parts per trillion, peck (US dry),
pennyweight (troy), perch, phon, phot, pica, pica (US computers), pica (US
printers), pint, pint (US dry), pint (US liquid), point
(compass), point (jewellers), point (US computers), point (US printers),
pole, pound, pound (avoirdupois), pound (basis weight
of bond paper), pound (basis weight of book paper), pound (basis weight of
cover paper), pound (basis weight of newsprint),
poundal, poundals per square foot, pound-force, pound-force foot,
pound-force inch, pound-force per square foot, pound-force
per square inch, pounds per foot, pounds-force, ppb, ppm, ppt, quad, quart,
quart (US dry), quart (US liquid), Q-unit, rad,
range, Rankine, Reaumur, rem, revolution, revolution per minute, revolution
per second, reyn, rod, rod (US statute), rod (US
survey), roentgen, rood, sack (1/6 US dry bbl), screw number, second
(redwood), second (saybolt), second (sidereal), second
of arc, second of right ascension, shot, shotgun gauge, slug, slug
(g-pound), solar luminosities, sone, speed of light, square
(flooring), square (roofing), square (timber), square degree, square foot,
square inch, square mil, square mile (International),
square mile (statute), square mile (survey), square yard, standard cubic
foot (natural gas), stone, tablespoon (International),
tablespoon (UK), tablespoon (US), teaspoon (International), teaspoon (UK),
teaspoon (US), tex, therm, thou, thou (thousand
acre feet), thou (thousand board feet), ton, ton (assay), ton (freight), ton
(long), ton (metric), ton (net), ton (nuclear devices),
ton (register), ton (short), ton (US commercial refrigeration), ton (US
standard refrigeration), ton mile (ton-force mile), ton of
coal equivalent, ton of oil equivalent, ton-force, ton-force foot, tons per
acre, tons per mile, township, watt hour, week
(calendar), week (work), wire gauge (Birmingham), wire gauge (AWG), wire
gauge (Brown & Sharpe), wire gauge (SWG),
women's shoe sizes (US), yard, yard (International), yard (metric), yard (US
statute), yard (US survey), yards per hour, year
(anomalistic), year (astronomical), year (common calendar 365 d), year (leap
calendar 366 d), year (lunar), etc.



Note: this not a complete list — there are many others. You have to admit
that the USA list does make the metric list look rather puny. Here is the
complete list of metric units needed for any building anywhere in the world:
cubic metre, gram, joule, kilogram, kilojoule, kilometre, kilowatt, litre,
metre, millilitre, millimetre, square metre, tonne, and watt.






Cheers,
Pat Naughtin

PO Box 305 Belmont 3216,
Geelong, Australia
Phone: 61 3 5241 2008

Metric system consultant, writer, and speaker, Pat Naughtin, has helped
thousands of people and hundreds of companies upgrade to the modern metric
system smoothly, quickly, and so economically that they now save thousands
each year when buying, processing, or selling for their businesses. Pat
provides services and resources for many different trades, crafts, and
professions for commercial, industrial and government metrication leaders in
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