> President/Vice-President:
> Evan McNabb

Hello, my name is Evan McNabb. I see that I'm a canidate for this upcoming
election. If I were president I would reign with terror and an iron fist. I
know you are all going to vote for me, so I might as well explain the tip of
the iceburg of changes that I will make in the group. 

First, the UUG will become a for profit organization. Mailing list fees will
start out at a low $10 per month per member. Who said tech support 
is free? The list will be open and otherwise free except for the following 
situations:

$3   - post a question
$6   - post a question with html tags
$9   - post a question with html tags and an Outlook header
$.50 - post a reply
$4   - post a bottom-up reply without deleting some text from previous messages
$7   - post a reply complaining about the person who didn't delete text from previous 
messages
$10  - say postive things about Microsoft/SCO
$5   - forget to say a postive thing about Gentoo
$15  - forget to remind the group that I am the President and that I have the one ring
to rule them all

All collected fees will go to Sir Evan Nelson McNabb I, who will use these 
funds to solve the problem of "who will pay for the CD's we hand out at the 
installfests?". All other money will be used for the "Evan McNabb Fund For Starving
Students Named Evan McNabb".

Any questions? Remember to vote for someone who cares, someone you can trust, someone
named Evan.

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             System Administrator, CS Department, BYU
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