I agree with what was just said. On Fri, 2005-04-01 at 09:35 -0700, Ross Werner wrote: > On Fri, 1 Apr 2005, Alex Esplin wrote: > > On Apr 1, 2005 8:03 AM, Michael Moore <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > That Adam, always such a joker.... > > > > > > I hope everyone realizes that his claims are all an April Fools joke! > > > I will surely debunk all these lies he has told you. Please read on. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER ONE) > > > >On Apr 1, 2005 2:56 AM, > > > > > > Do you really want to elect an official who does his politicing at > > > 2:56 AM? If he has questions about what to do on the website (and he > > > will!, he doesn't know everything!), do you know who he's going to > > > call at 2:56 AM ? -- YOU! > > > > > > FACT) > > > > > > Vote for Michael Moore for webmaster. I promise, I will never call you > > > at 2:56 with silly questions about how to write HTML. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER TWO) > > > > > > Adam Findley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > > > A man who lies in his e-mail address cannot be trusted. DR Findley? > > > Since when is he a doctor? The last e-mail I got from someone who lied > > > like that was trying to get me to send my money to Nigeria (Which I > > > did not do!). ADAM FINDLEY WILL STEAL YOUR MONEY AND MOVE TO NIGERIA! > > > > > > FACT) I won't steal all your money. I can't promise the same for Adam. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER THREE) > > > > believe it's time to go back and consider what makes a good webmaster: > > > > > > Adam does not want YOU to consider what makes a good webmaster. That > > > is why he has provided a list of things for you to think about. What > > > he meant was "think like I tell you". > > > > > > FACT) ADAM WANTS TO CONTROLL YOUR MIND! > > > > > > LIE NUMBER FOUR) > > > > * Slanders his opponents well > > > > > > FACT) That stinking rat has not slandered anyone well. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER FIVE) > > > > * Is considered a Unix Luminary > > > > * Has every They Might Be Giants song memorized > > > > * Knows the proper usage of 'foo', 'bar' and 'baz' > > > > > > ADAM THINK KNOWING TMBG, FOO, BAR, and BAZ MAKES HIM A UNIX LUMINARY. > > > This is obviously a lie. One cannot be a luminary merely by knowing > > > all of single band's songs, and knowing how to use some slang. > > > > > > FACT) Only his Windows using friends think he's a Unix Luminary. They > > > also think you should vote for me. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER SIX) > > > > Ok well, let's be honest those things don't matter at all. It's all > > > > about the skillz, and I'm out to show you I've got them. I have been > > > > developing since '97, in various languages such as ASP, PHP, (minimal) > > > > Perl, HTML, and CSS. > > > > > > FACT) Roumer has it that his only experience with webpages involves > > > the WSYIWYG editor on geocities! > > > > > > LIE NUMBER SEVEN) > > > >I code completely by hand in a text editor, > > > > > > FACT) Notepad.exe is not a text editor. > > > FACT2) I use VIM, which is a _real_ editor. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER EIGHT) > > > > I could still code circles around you if I was forced to use something > > > > as awful as FrontPage '97 > > > > > > FACT) We can see here how Adam is testing the water, to see how the > > > use of his prefered "Development Platform" will be recieved. Adam > > > wishes to make the Microsoft suite a vital part of the UUG. He claims > > > that MS ACCESS will give us better control over the back end, and that > > > all pages should be done in MS Word, then exported to HTML! > > > > > > LIE NUMBER NINE) > > > > Currently working on the schoolspider.com project... > > > > > > FACT) We can see how much Adam loves BYU by how high it is ranked on > > > his page. What's that? You can't find it? He left it off?....such > > > ommissions are sure to trickle over to our very own UUG website if > > > Adam is made webmaster! Can you imagine a uug site with no mention of > > > BYU? Adam can. > > > > > > > Ideas for website: > > > > * fav icon of course (already said I know) > > > > * restructure to make more sense > > > > * some decent themes (also already said) > > > > * a place to put all your config files to show off your skillz > > > > * updated polls! > > > > * work hard with presenters to get their stuff posted! (like some of > > > > recipes) > > > > * Lots of other features as I work through the code and make sense of it > > > > > > Of course, these are all fine ideas, but you will see a starteling > > > omission! ADAM DOESNT WANT TO KEEP THE WEBSITE UP TO DATE! Sure > > > turning the UUG site into a recipie and file sharing haven might seem > > > like a good idea now, but if you reconsider, I think you will realize > > > that what it really needs is some updated content. > > > > > > As webmaster, I'll be sure to get things up to date, and keep them > > > that way. Presenters notes will have a special page, along with a > > > place to comment on them, Polls will be not only updated once, but > > > updated regularly. > > > > > > And I'll always be there to help when you need it. Unless it's Adam > > > calling at 2:56 AM. Then I'll just ignore him. > > > > > > LIE NUMBER TEN) > > > > Vote for Adam > > > > > > FACT) Vote for Michael Moore for webmaster, and your browsing > > > experience won't turn into a Notepad made, MS Access driven, BYU-less > > > recepie sharing center! > > > -- > > > Michael Moore <-- Vote for me for webmaster! > > > ------------------------------- > > > www.stuporglue.com > > > > The opinions expressed in this message are the responsibility of their > > > > author. They are not endorsed by BYU, the BYU CS Department or BYU-UUG. > > > > Adam is really a nice guy, he probably won't actually do all the evil > > > > things he's > > > > probably thinking of, but it's best to be safe. Vote for Michael Moore! > > > > That now that was slander... > > Now *that* was why I dislike bottom-posting! ;-) > > ~ Ross > > -------------------- > BYU Unix Users Group > http://uug.byu.edu/ > > The opinions expressed in this message are the responsibility of their > author. 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