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In the spirit of sharing, here's another Christmas themed, *nix nerd joke (ish): better !pout !cry better watchout lpr why santa claus town And another... How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None: "We'll fix it in software." How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None: "We'll document it in the manual." How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb? None: "The user can work it out." This one ^^^ reminds me of my recent house project - as we made minor mistakes in the framing, we'd call out "don't worry, the drywallers will fix it!" Then as we made minor mistakes in the drywall, we'd say "Don't worry, the tapers will fix it!" Then as we were taping, we'd say "Don't worry, the painters will fix it!" Then as we were painting, we'd say "The finish carpenter will fix it!" And since we'll probably never finish the trim work, now we don't have to worry about it! Enjoy this rainy day y'all. R source for jokes: http://www.indigo.org/humor/unixhumor.html Rubin Bennett rbTechnologies, LLC 1970 VT Route 14 South East Montpelier, VT 05651 Thoughtfully managed, custom crafted business communications and networks since 1997 (802)223-4448 x101 http://rbtechvt.com "I cannot believe that the purpose of life is to be happy. I think the purpose of life is to be useful, to be responsible, to be compassionate. It is, above all to matter, to count, to stand for something, to have made some difference that you lived at all." Leo Rosten 1908-1997 From: Vermont Area Group of Unix Enthusiasts [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Brian M. Waters Sent: Friday, June 07, 2013 12:32 AM To: [email protected] Subject: A Unix Christmas jingle Merry Christmas in July (isn't it June?). It's about the process scheduler. He sees you when you're sleeping! He sees you when you wait! He preempts you if you've been too nice, so don't fault, for uptime's sake! - Disgruntled ex-Linux using-demon
