hee!!hee!! On Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 8:44 AM, kiran thakur <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in > their bed. > > She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. > > She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in > front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. > > She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. > 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why > are you down here at this time of night?' > > The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first > met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back > then?' he says solemnly. > > The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so > sensitive. > 'Yes, I do' she replies. > > The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. > > 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' > > 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. > > The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my > face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for > 20 years?' > > 'I remember that too' she replies softly. > > He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... > > 'I would have been released today.' > > hahahahaha...... > > kiran > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VaniV88-89" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/VaniV88-89?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
