Very funny, liked the number 7 and 12 the most!!!!
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From: Jaya Satish <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Jaya Satish <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, 26 November, 2008 10:25:15 PM
Subject: Clever Business Signs...v.innovative...
> Some Very Clever Business Signs
>
> 1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't
> see what you're looking for, you've come to the
> right place."
>
> 2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there
> hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
>
> 3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all
> heels."
>
> 4) On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your
> husband fixed."
>
> 5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company: "Don't
> sleep with a drip. Call us."
>
> 6) Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
> weak."
>
> 7) At a Tire Shop: "Invite us to your next
> blowout."
>
> 8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can
> we pick your nose?"
>
> 9) At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm
> and a leg. We want tows."
>
> 10) On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your
> shorts."
>
> 11) In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will
> assume you are on fire and put you out."
>
> 12) On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the
> #2 business."
>
> 13) On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
> expensive."
>
> 14) At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on
> your feet -- miss a car payment."
>
> 15) Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary.
> We hear you coming."
>
> 16) At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if
> you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you
> will be de-Lighted."
>
> 17) In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Please drive
> carefully. We'll wait."
>
> ******
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