HAHA!!Good ones!!!!i really cant stop laughing!!! But still i would say "No life without a WIFE"
--- On Wed, 2/18/09, Nayan Mapani <[email protected]> wrote: From: Nayan Mapani <[email protected]> Subject: Fw: Fwd: hiiii To: [email protected] Date: Wednesday, February 18, 2009, 12:01 AM Famous Quotes about Wives I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette ******** When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry ******** After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi ******** By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates ******** Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas ******** The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud ******** I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous ******** "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman ******** "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison ******** "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran ******** "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray ******** Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash ******** The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous ******** You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman ******** My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield ******** A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle ******** Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous ******** A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous ******** First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ******** Connect with friends all over the world. Get Yahoo! India Messenger. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VaniV88-89" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/VaniV88-89?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
