good joke
 
















 Politics In Tunnel

Manmohan Singh, George W. Bush, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia Gandhi were
traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it
gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Sonia and Manmohan are sitting there
looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from
an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking: "This guy (Bush) is all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush
must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped
him".

Aishwarya is thinking: "Bush must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Sonia
instead and got slapped."

Bush is thinking: "Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya,
she thought it was me and slapped me."

Manmohan Singh is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Bush again."

Singh is King!   Singh is King!!   Singh is King!!!


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