Wow!!! Those were fantastic. Here are some from my college collection. What is the difference between a bad archer and a constipated owl?
The former can shot but cannot hit. The latter can hoot but cannot shit. What are the 4 stages of lust? 1. Hand in hand 2. Hand in it 3. It in hand 4. It in it Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. What is long, black, hard and has semen in it? A submarine The last and the worst. What is big, green, wet, hangs on a wall and whistles? A blue whale. It is big, you can paint it green, it gets wet when you paint it, you can somehow hang it on a wall and the whistling part was just to confuse you. -----Original Message----- From: Jaya Satish <[email protected]> Date: Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:01:28 To: Jaya Satish<[email protected]> Subject: Fw: funny > > Q: What's > the difference between cricketers and condoms? > > > A: Cricketers > drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. > > > > > Q: What is the > difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? > > > A: Riding a > bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a > woman you fix your legs & move your ass. > > > > > Q: What three > things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? > > > A: Both are hot, > both look better while going down and both disappear at > night. > > > > Q: > Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? > > > A: > Because they are tired of using their own. > > > > > Q: What's > common between men and video? > > A: Both go > backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... > forward... stop and eject. > > > Q: What is the > closest thing similar to a woman's period? > > > A: Your salary, > it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it > doesn't come means you are in > big trouble > > > Q: What goes in > dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? > > > A: A teabag. > > > > > * 7 qualities to > be a perfect wife: > > Beautiful, > > > Responsible > > Energetic > > > Adorable > > > Sweet > > > Truthful and > > > Self-Organized. > > > In short, she > must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S > > > > Q: Who is a > gynecologist? > A: He is the > only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, > where most people find pleasure. > > > > Q: > What is the similarity between men and rats? > > A: > Both keep searching for new HOLES. > > > > Q: What's > the difference between biology and sociology? > > > A: When the baby > looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks > like neighbour, then it is sociology. > > > > Q: What's > the height of recycling? > > A: Sending a > sanitary napkin for dry cleaning. > > > > Doctor: You look > so weak & exhausted.. Are you having 3 meals a > day as I have advised? > Lady: Doctor, I > thought you had said 3 males a day. > > > > * Girl friend > & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito > enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it > would have bitten? > The boy's > hand...... > > > > * Tarzan and the > animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his > clothes. All the animals laughed. > > Tarzan asked > "Why"? > > > The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the > front" > > > > Last > but not least > > Secret of long > life... > > Morning two > eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two > legs… > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "VaniV88-89" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/VaniV88-89?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
