> The doctor said, 'Joe, the good
> news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it
> will require castration.
>
> You have a very rare condition,
> which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the
> pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
> relieve the pressure is to remove the
> testicles.'
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He
> wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice
> but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was
> without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he
> felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
> walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
> different person. He could make a new beginning and live a
> new life.
>
>
>
>
> He saw a men's clothing store
> and thought, 'That's what I need... A new
> suit.'
>
>
>
>
> He entered the shop and told the
> salesman, 'I'd like a new
> suit.'
>
>
>
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly
> and said, 'Let's see... size 44
> long.'
>
>
>
>
> Joe laughed, 'That's right,
> how did you know?'
>
>
>
>
> 'Been in the business 60
> years!' the tailor said.
>
>
>
>
> Joe tried on the suit it fit
> perfectly.
>
>
>
>
> As Joe admired himself in the
> mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new
> shirt?'
>
>
>
>
> Joe thought for a moment and then
> said, 'Sure.'
>
>
>
>
> The salesman eyed Joe and said,
> 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2
> neck.'
>
>
>
>
> Joe was surprised, 'That's
> right, how did you know?'
>
>
>
>
> 'Been in the business 60
> years.'
>
>
>
>
> Joe tried on the shirt and it fit
> perfectly.
>
>
>
>
> Joe walked comfortably around the
> shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new
> underwear?'
>
>
>
>
> Joe thought for a moment and said,
> 'Sure.'
>
>
>
>
> The salesman said, 'Let's
> see... size 36.
>
>
>
>
> Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you!
> I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
> old.'
>
>
>
>
> The salesman shook his head,
> 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press
> your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
> you one hell of a headache.'
>
> ...
> New suit - $400
> New shirt - $36
> New underwear - $6
> Second Opinion - PRICELESS
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
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